My wife..

[branno]

My wife called me earlier and asked where the hell i was.. i replied "you kno that jewellers where you saw those diamond earrings you really liked?"..."yes" she replied in her sexy low voice....i replied...."well im in the ....... pub opposite!".... :icon_lol:

[Englishman2010]

:xxgrinning--00xx3::laugher:

[Moy]

:yikes::icon_lol: cheeky monkey hehehe:icon_lol:

[branno]

IF you recieve a letter summoning you for jury service and you dont want to go..; simply write a letter that says..." id be delighted to attend wots the black :censored: done?" :icon_lol:

[stevie c]

:laugher: nice one :laugher:

[toging]

:xxgrinning--00xx3::laugher::laugher::laugher: