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GraceAdam
5th September 2011, 00:40
A man bought a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it during dinner.

Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?

Son: at school dad.
-Robot slaps son.

Son: Ok, I lied, I went to watch movies.

Dad: which one?

Son: Toy Story.
-Robot slaps son again.

Son: ok, it was porn.

Dad: what? when i was your age, i didn't even know what porn was!
-Robot slaps dad.

Mum: forgive him dear, after all he's your son.
-Robot slaps mum ..

hahahahhahaha

GOOD MORNING.. :) Have a great weekdays everyone :D

imagine
5th September 2011, 01:01
:laugher::laugher::laugher:

mickcant
5th September 2011, 07:42
More please:xxgrinning--00xx3:
Mick.:icon_lol:

Terpe
5th September 2011, 08:20
:icon_lol::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

Arthur Little
6th September 2011, 00:58
A man bought a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it during dinner.

Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?

Son: at school dad.
-Robot slaps son.

Son: Ok, I lied, I went to watch movies.

Dad: which one?

Son: Toy Story.
-Robot slaps son again.

Son: ok, it was porn.

Dad: what? when i was your age, i didn't even know what porn was!
-Robot slaps dad.

Mum: forgive him dear, after all he's your son.
-Robot slaps mum ..

hahahahhahaha

GOOD MORNING.. :) Have a great weekdays everyone :D

:laugher: ... NICE one, Grace! And, if I might be permitted to quote your 'signature':
Everything happens for a reason :) :Jump: ... the reason in this case being that the robotic lie detector smacked each of the three in turn :spank::spank::spank: - because ALL of them told "porkies". :D

Enjoy your day! :xxgrinning--00xx3: