joebloggs
16th May 2007, 10:47
sorry aromulus, not a joke, but you got to admit its funny :icon_lol:
http://www.24dash.com/showbiz_slapdash/20619.htm
why do celebs think they are above the law .. :Rasp:
oh a chelsea joke thou...
Didier Drogba calls his Jose Mourinho in the morning: "Eh, boss I not come work today - I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work."
Mourinho replies: "You know Didier I really need you today. When I feel like this I have sex with my wife. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at the ground soon. And by the way, you got a nice house." :NoNo:
http://www.24dash.com/showbiz_slapdash/20619.htm
why do celebs think they are above the law .. :Rasp:
oh a chelsea joke thou...
Didier Drogba calls his Jose Mourinho in the morning: "Eh, boss I not come work today - I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work."
Mourinho replies: "You know Didier I really need you today. When I feel like this I have sex with my wife. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at the ground soon. And by the way, you got a nice house." :NoNo: