THE house of windsor

[branno]

recent reports and statistics from the royal house hold hospital published today, show that every body except the Duke of gloucester and his family are on the chemical cosh after massive misbehaviour issues.

and the lastest recruit to the nazi tribe kate middleton is thought to be more likely to develop rabies than get pregnant, according to the uk fraud squad sources in charge of surveilance.

mean while in LONDON Prince philip remains under section requiring monthly clozapine jabs..to stop him reverting to his max axe tendencies..

Charles and camila have finally ditched their methadone scrip, and are back on street raw scag. just like in the old daze..:icon_lol:

princess anus , prince andrew, and brain dead baldy the wearl of wessex remain border line personalities and have refused more treatment for the addiction of crack.

the duke of k.nt is as daft as a brush

[les_taxi]

Hey that's my Royal family your slagging off:cwm23:

[branno]

Hey that's my Royal family your slagging off:cwm23:

be glad its not man u..:icon_lol: joking les but heyyy the royal house hold were today ledft bemused..by reports of bongo drums been played in the gardens of buckingham palace..in the early hours of yesterday morning.
tis report came less than a week after chicken carcasses were reportedly found less than a hundred yards from the queens private chamber at balmoral..and unconfirmed reports of figures seen dancing around the grounds of the scottish palace while wearing elaborate masks adorned with feathers and tufts of dried grass.:icon_lol:

this has led to some speculation about the queens reservation regarding the future of the church of england..nfollowing the split with the anglican community over the issues of gay marriage and women bishops..

some have sed the queen is trying to distance herself from the orthodox church by embracing other faiths ..including hinduism, rastafarinsm, and most recently haitian voodoo..

more suspicians have been raised at a visit to sandhurst military college where here MAJESTY commented..that one young officewr she met was in a league wit de great darkness..and im be reeking of de odder side..

the queen was also quoted at a charity dinner last week as telling the homeless.. " don cha be tekkin no razz mon.." you not de servants of babylon.

the palace has made no comments as yet.. stating only that the bones have sed its not the right time...:icon_lol:

[Amaw2008]

As far as I'm concerned, the queen has every right to have bongo players, KKK men or gay bishops round at her own home. Under a monarchy the prime minister is no more than a glorified town councillor, not a self-important windbag like various American or French leaders I could name. I would ten times rather be a subject of Her Majesty than a citizen of a republic.

[grahamw48]

God Save the Queen !!! :D

:Britain::engflag:

...AND, tourism more than covers the Royals' expenses. :)

[KeithD]

...AND, tourism more than covers the Royals' expenses. :)

Just the Japanese cover the expenses :D