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Englishman2010
18th November 2011, 19:57
Well, lucky me:D

It seems as though the Lagos office of HMRC want to give me a tax refund of J377. I'm not quite sure what currency a J is, but I'll enjoy spending it.....after I've given them my bank details and credit card number so they can credit it to my account:NoNo:

Dear Taxpayer,

After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have discovered that
you are eligible to receive a tax refund of Ј377.55. Kindly complete the tax refund
request and allow 2-3 working days to process it.

A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid
records or applying after the deadline. To access the form for your tax refund,
please Click here: http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/taxpayers/refundation.html

Note: For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time.
Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and persecuted.

Thank You.
HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC)

Dedworth
18th November 2011, 20:16
I had one of these from the same HMRC office the other day - aren't we lucky :icon_lol:

Terpe
18th November 2011, 20:22
Oh lucky you indeed :icon_lol::icon_lol:

A refundation sounds lovely (sounds like a medical procedure to me)

Maybe J is for Jollibee's :vomit-smiley-011: (gotta be the worst food on the planet)

John_10
18th November 2011, 20:33
Maybe J is for Jollibee's (gotta be the worst food on the planet)

I was stuck on the toilet for 3 days because of a burger there:vomit-smiley-011::

grahamw48
18th November 2011, 20:35
I've already spent the money on the strength of my letter.

Hope I don't get 'persecuted' :omg:

Terpe
18th November 2011, 20:39
Maybe J is for Jollibee's (gotta be the worst food on the planet)

I was stuck on the toilet for 3 days because of a burger there:vomit-smiley-011::

:laugher: Sorry John, I do understand. :icon_lol:

Terpe
18th November 2011, 20:41
...........Hope I don't get 'persecuted' :omg:

Criminal persecution at that:yikes:
The very worst kind:cwm3:

grahamw48
18th November 2011, 21:04
:laugher: Sorry John, I do understand. :icon_lol:

Must admit...my face flushed too when I read that. :Erm:

Englishman2010
18th November 2011, 22:13
Criminal persecution at that:yikes:
The very worst kind:cwm3:

I don't want to be criminally persecuted if I input the wrong info by mistake, so after giving it at lot of consideration, I have decided that I will donate my refundation of J377 to the kind and honest tax office workers in HMRC Lagos :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Terpe
18th November 2011, 22:42
I don't want to be criminally persecuted if I input the wrong info by mistake, so after giving it at lot of consideration, I have decided that I will donate my refundation of J377 to the kind and honest tax office workers in HMRC Lagos :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Three cheers, Hoorah...Hoorah.....Hoorah :icon_lol::icon_lol:

Englishman2010
19th November 2011, 00:18
Three cheers, Hoorah...Hoorah.....Hoorah :icon_lol::icon_lol:

It's an early Christmas present for them:icon_lol: