Cruising

[Dedworth]

When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."

What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? -
Follow the captain

So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.

How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter............................ He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.

[Englishman2010]

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[Terpe]

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[Doc Alan]

I asked in a local shop for a model of an Italian cruise ship, the owner put it to one side for me !:)
It's been pointed out in " Private Eye " that the name of the Costa Concordia's captain, " Schettino ", is Italian for " rollerskate ", explaining how he tripped and landed in a lifeboat :). The surname of the coastguard who ordered him back onboard his ship, " Falco ", translates as " hawk " :).