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aronbabev
1st February 2012, 13:48
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No ."The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes. "The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..
"Yes, " cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is
an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.......LOL

mickcant
1st February 2012, 14:21
Thanks :xxgrinning--00xx3:
Mick.:icon_lol:

tone
1st February 2012, 16:25
Great one!:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Englishman2010
1st February 2012, 17:50
:icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

ConfusedMe
1st February 2012, 17:52
Good one.. But why cry for an Axe?... Hehehe

Terpe
1st February 2012, 18:12
:icon_lol:
Nice one aronbabev :xxgrinning--00xx3:

That reminds of another similar story. I'll see if I can remember it.

imagine
1st February 2012, 18:31
like it :icon_lol::laugher::icon_lol:

aronbabev
2nd February 2012, 02:29
Thanks that you like it.:)..:D..

Ann1984
2nd February 2012, 03:49
Nice one story..... you agree man is wiser than woman?:)

aronbabev
2nd February 2012, 05:40
I don't agree that man is wiser than a woman.:NoNo:but i do believe that man is always the head of the family.:Hellooo::Jump::heartshape1: Now is a Love month. Thanks ann for liking my story..:D