Flowers

[grahamw48]

Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell and waits there with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'THIS is for the flowers'.:)

'Don't be silly,' says Paddy, 'You must have a vase somewhere.

[stevie c]

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[stevie c]

MY MATE WAS CHATTING TO A GIRL IN A BAR.

SHE WHISPERED, "DO YOU FANCY COMING BACK TO MINE , I'VE GOT A F***Y THE SIZE OF A POLO. "OH YES. "HE SAID.

wHEN THEY GOT BACK TO HER PLACE HE PULLED DOWN HER KNICKERS & GASPED.

SHE SAID ARE YOU SURPRISED? "HE SAID TOTALLY.

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE MINT NOT THE F*****G HATCHBACK ...!! :yikes::D

[grahamw48]

:laugher::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[imagine]

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[Englishman2010]

:laugher::laugher:

[Dedworth]

:icon_lol:

[hawk]

:laugher::Cuckoo: