Don't panic! Now ministers hire filing clerks to guard borders

[joebloggs]

:doh:laugher: unbelievable why didn't them keep them on til at least after the games..

after doing just three months' training in three days

Temporary staff will be responsible for spotting dubious passengers, passports and visas
Civil servants will be able to claim £250 a day in bonuses and expenses
The scheme is designed to cope with huge influx during the Olympics


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146888/Ministers-hire-filing-clerks-guard-UK-borders-London-2012-Olypmics.html#ixzz1vPaB01DE

[Dedworth]

Another sickening story

BUNGLING officials have sent caged hate preacher Abu Hamza a NEW British passport.
And it emerged that his application was rubber-stamped without ANY consultation with Home Secretary Theresa May.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4327154/Hamza-gets-new-br-passport-in-jailbr.html

[joebloggs]

:doh:laugher:
he must have used May as a referee :rolleyes:

also on the same page.

Dad of 30 kids from 11 women begs for help with child support bills

:cwm23::NoNo: well at leasts he's in the USA :rolleyes:

user comment : "kbrown734

Buy the bloke a pack of Durex. If you cant feed them don't bread them."



Well he is saying he's got no dough.......lol
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4326958/Dad-of-30-kids-from-11-women-begs-for-help-with-child-support-bills.html

this country really is going to the dogs, can't anyone get anything right :doh

[grahamw48]

What's the instructions ?

Stop anyone with a funny accent and a tan ? :)

[Arthur Little]

Temporary staff will be responsible for spotting dubious passengers, passports and visas
Civil servants will be able to claim £250 a day in bonuses and expenses
The scheme is designed to cope with huge influx during the Olympics


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146888/Ministers-hire-filing-clerks-guard-UK-borders-London-2012-Olypmics.html#ixzz1vPaB01DE

Hmm ... :rolleyes: ... think I'll apply! ;)

[grahamw48]

Yep me too...still have my Civil Service certificate. :)

[bigmarco]

I can think of a fine body of men to protect our borders


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V3SqxUomwk

[grahamw48]

What you trying to say Marco ? :icon_lol:

[bigmarco]

Well young Arthur would be my Capt Mainwaring. The jurys out on you at the moment :icon_lol::icon_lol:

[grahamw48]

Spiv. :D

[Arthur Little]

Well young Arthur would be my Capt Mainwaring. The jurys out on you at the moment :icon_lol::icon_lol:

Quite appropriate actually ... :rolleyes: ... given that Capt Mainwaring was played by another Arthur ... Arthur Lowe.

[Dedworth]

Quite appropriate actually ... :rolleyes: ... given that Capt Mainwaring was played by another Arthur ... Arthur Lowe.

Took you a while to spot that one, didn't it Wilson? :)