Oh Lordy its the.................

[Dedworth]

FAT SLAGS

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Once the mercury rises they come out in their droves. Just been to the local shops and along with the usual collection of feral kids there are untold Fat Slags exhibiting acres of red & white bloated flesh covered in tramp stamps.

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[fred]

What about the thin sexy slags??
Any good?

[Dedworth]

What about the thin sexy slags??
Any good?

Never seen any around this particular shopping parade :)

[BoholoX]

Ha ha, was thinking exactly the same thing. Jeez I miss Alona Beach.......

Overheard one inappropriately dressed mother asking her kids if they preferred McDs or the pie shop

Not complaining about the weather, just need the sunglasses, not for the sun but the reflection off acres of white flesh

[grahamw48]

:laugher:

Sooo right....and fat old bags my age wonder why I go 'running after' pretty Filipinas. :NoNo:

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[Steve.r]

wow lush :repuke:

[fred]

THE EX-GIRLFRIEND STORY...

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up
and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm
bit older and a bit greyer than when you last saw me."

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a
waistband that's a few inches wider these days."

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying

that she thought tubby bald men were cute.

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

........so I told her to **** off.

[Steve.r]

THE EX-GIRLFRIEND STORY...

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up
and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm
bit older and a bit greyer than when you last saw me."

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a
waistband that's a few inches wider these days."

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying

that she thought tubby bald men were cute.

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

........so I told her to **** off.:laugher:

[Terpe]

THE EX-GIRLFRIEND STORY...

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up
and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm
bit older and a bit greyer than when you last saw me."

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a
waistband that's a few inches wider these days."

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying

that she thought tubby bald men were cute.

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

........so I told her to **** off.

:laugher::laugher:

Now that tickled me :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[daff 'O dill]

:NoNo: Guys don't be so rude!! Made me laugh though :laugher::laugher:

[jonnijon]

At last a forum where we can speak the truth :icon_lol:

[Dedworth]

:laugher::laugher:

Now that tickled me :xxgrinning--00xx3:

A classic :D