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jonnijon
21st June 2012, 09:57
:do_it: :Sex: We do now :icon_lol: After 4 hours in a pre marriage seminar ffs. Im 65 and my other half is 52 :doh and its compulsory in Tagum.

grahamw48
21st June 2012, 10:01
Well, if you need to know anything about reproduction and childcare....ask a catholic priest. :rolleyes:

Steve.r
21st June 2012, 10:03
I thought you were going to say that 'after 4 hours' you were now expecting :icon_lol::icon_lol: Phew!!! in that heat !!!

RickyR
21st June 2012, 10:25
When we got married in the catholic church in the Philippines we had to goto a seminar, and there was another young couple there and the guy was Korean. Anyway it started off with talking about normal family things, but ended up being about how to have good sex and looking after the wife in bed etc etc and then went back to the boring stuff, both myself and the korean guy fell asleep at one point and were woken up by elbows in our ribs from our future wifeys. The hoops we had to jump through to get married in a church were crazy!

Terpe
21st June 2012, 13:04
:do_it: :Sex: We do now :icon_lol: After 4 hours in a pre marriage seminar ffs. Im 65 and my other half is 52 :doh and its compulsory in Tagum.

It's More Fun in the Philippines :D

joebloggs
21st June 2012, 13:16
my misses already had 2 kids and being a doc you would have thought they couldn't tell her much about the birds and bees :icon_lol:

Arthur Little
21st June 2012, 14:04
:do_it: :Sex: We do now :icon_lol: After 4 hours in a pre marriage seminar ffs. Im 65 and my other half is 52 :doh and its compulsory in Tagum.

:cwm24: ... Compulsory now, is it? :anerikke: ... well ... I'm nearly 68, and my wife (also from Tagum) the same age as yours - and it WASN'T when we were last there in early 2009. :NoNo:

Crazy, innit!

Steve.r
21st June 2012, 14:09
We avoided that seminar, but we got the certificate ;) But judging by my beautiful son, we didn't need the talk anyway :Sex:

Arthur Little
21st June 2012, 14:13
Mind you, Jon ... if you've taken up residence ... :Erm:

grahamw48
21st June 2012, 14:13
Been meaning to say Steve.

What a cute new profile pic. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Steve.r
21st June 2012, 14:17
Been meaning to say Steve.

What a cute new profile pic. :xxgrinning--00xx3:
Thanks Graham, I'll post the full size in the forum, :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Arthur Little
21st June 2012, 14:22
But judging by my beautiful son, we didn't need the talk anyway :Sex:

:gp: [s'cuse pun] Steve ... his lovely picture speaks for itself. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

grahamw48
21st June 2012, 14:47
Think I'm getting broody. :Erm:

gWaPito
21st June 2012, 15:56
We avoidboth Steveed that seminar, but we got the certificate ;) But judging by my beautiful son, we didn't need the talk anyway :Sex:

You and us both Steve...with the same result..we now have 2 of them :xxgrinning--00xx3:

I think my good lady paid the guy at City Hall 2 thousand for the certificate.....money well spent.....able to spend the valuable time more wisely.

Rory
21st June 2012, 16:09
We had to sit though the seminar in April and it was compulsory. There was a two weeks waiting list to get on the seminar in Cebu but as normal a few peso in the right direction got us in with 1 days notice.

Steve.r
21st June 2012, 16:20
You and us both Steve...with the same result..we now have 2 of them :xxgrinning--00xx3:.

Working on number 2 :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Arthur Little
21st June 2012, 16:25
:olddude: ... seminars about the workings of semenal fluids? Piece of nonsense!

imagine
21st June 2012, 18:30
:do_it: :Sex: We do now :icon_lol: After 4 hours in a pre marriage seminar ffs. Im 65 and my other half is 52 :doh and its compulsory in Tagum.

:icon_lol: perhaps they thought you might have forgot how :icon_lol:

wasnt a practical test was it ?:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

imagine
21st June 2012, 18:35
Been meaning to say Steve.

What a cute new profile pic. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

sure is , what a cracker, happy for you, did i hear working on no/2 :rolleyes::xxgrinning--00xx3:

malditako
21st June 2012, 18:35
:do_it: :Sex: We do now :icon_lol: After 4 hours in a pre marriage seminar ffs. Im 65 and my other half is 52 :doh and its compulsory in Tagum.

they probably think you both virgins :icon_lol:

grahamw48
21st June 2012, 18:37
...or forgotten how. :D

imagine
21st June 2012, 18:41
its good to practice :icon_lol::do_it:

gWaPito
21st June 2012, 18:54
Working on number 2 :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Good to hear Steve...would be great to get sibling/siblings for your little man :xxgrinning--00xx3: It'll make you complete.

I hope you manage to get back with them soon...having babies same age as yours, I know being away from them would rip my heart out.

Good Luck Steve ...work it out soon!

jonnijon
22nd June 2012, 00:19
Think I'm getting broody. :Erm:

dont get broody graham it will cost you money

jonnijon
22nd June 2012, 00:25
Mind you, Jon ... if you've taken up residence ... :Erm:

just waiting for appointment in cebu to exchange CNI. dam pain in the ass :icon_lol: even want copys of emergency page at the back of your passport :NoNo:

imagine
22nd June 2012, 00:47
Think I'm getting broody. :Erm:

omg :icon_lol::omg: tie a knot init mate

grahamw48
22nd June 2012, 01:06
My fiancee reads this forum.

How long will I be able to resist ? :Erm:

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CBM
29th June 2012, 14:25
IF the RH Bill ever passes, which I doubt, the same time could be usefully spent learning how NOT to make babies.

That would be a useful breakthrough.

jonnijon
29th June 2012, 22:50
The last time I had sex Kennedy got shot :omg: :olddude: