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grahamw48
8th August 2012, 13:41
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking....This
doesn't rhyme and I don't care. :D

malchard888
8th August 2012, 16:14
:icon_lol: made me smile for sure

andy222
8th August 2012, 16:29
Your right Graham. I wont let the Mrs read it.:icon_lol:

Terpe
8th August 2012, 17:20
:icon_lol::icon_lol:
Very good :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Actually my wife is happy to send me fishing.
Trouble is she wants to tell me when to go, where to go, what to wear, what to eat and when to return home :D

tone
8th August 2012, 23:32
Thats really good Graham:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Michael Parnham
10th August 2012, 07:41
Brilliant!

BRIAN WEBSTER
30th August 2012, 16:13
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking....This
doesn't rhyme and I don't care. :D

:icon_lol: like it ;)