So let me get this straight

[imagine]

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT....
if you cross the North Korean border illegally,you get 12 years,hard labour.....
if you cross the Afghanistan border illegally,you get shot......
Two Americans got eight years for crossing the Iranian border.....
if you cross the U.K. border illegally you get a job,a drivers licence,food stamps,a place to live,health care,housing & child bennefits, education & a tax free business for 7 years....

No wonder we are a country in debt.
We really are a f:censored:g joke of a country.:Erm::icon_lol:

[raynaputi]

:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[andy222]

I will say it again if the world was a human body we would be the :action-smiley-081:hole.

[lastlid]

And if you cross the border into Scotland? :biggrin:

[imagine]

civilisation :biggrin: rain:Shower:, wind:action-smiley-081: and cold:freezin:

[RickyR]

I might lose my passport and sneak into the country, would get sky tv and a house!

[Terpe]

I might lose my passport and sneak into the country, would get sky tv and a house!

........ and cold, wet miserable weather without any warm sunshine on your face. Ever increasing unemployment and ever increasing prices leading to ever increasing poverty.
You could also share in ever increasing tax levels and austerity.
Oh don't forget those ever increasing prices and the ever increasing corruption and 'I'm alright jack' behaviour with a ':censored: you for dessert.
Oh, don't let me forget the those ever present youths of around 11 - 13 years of age and 5 foot tall wearing baseball caps and fake Ralph Lauren shellsuits with their trousers tucked into his socks who pose agressively with a cigarette in one hand and a 'weapon' in the other. Immitation jewellery all over and usually blocking the entrance to the town centre McDonalds thinking he's actually 9 foot tall and built like Mike Tyson.
Any excuse me's or glances his way results in him puffing up in disgust saying “Whacha lookin at, gotta problem? Oh Yeah, whatcha gunna do bout it?
Then when challenged they wet themselves and either hide behind the skirt of their gobby and pregnant 12-year-old girlfriend or they go running and crying to the older brother who's just joined the army and learned martial arts.

Take no notice of me. I'm just suffering from twitterati from others who seem to want me to decide to get out of UK now with them and sail off to the paradise islands.

Hey ho, time will come.

You're very welcome here Ricky

[stevewool]

........ and cold, wet miserable weather without any warm sunshine on your face. Ever increasing unemployment and ever increasing prices leading to ever increasing poverty.
You could also share in ever increasing tax levels and austerity.
Oh don't forget those ever increasing prices and the ever increasing corruption and 'I'm alright jack' behaviour with a ':censored: you for dessert.
Oh, don't let me forget the those ever present youths of around 11 - 13 years of age and 5 foot tall wearing baseball caps and fake Ralph Lauren shellsuits with their trousers tucked into his socks who pose agressively with a cigarette in one hand and a 'weapon' in the other. Immitation jewellery all over and usually blocking the entrance to the town centre McDonalds thinking he's actually 9 foot tall and built like Mike Tyson.
Any excuse me's or glances his way results in him puffing up in disgust saying “Whacha lookin at, gotta problem? Oh Yeah, whatcha gunna do bout it?
Then when challenged they wet themselves and either hide behind the skirt of their gobby and pregnant 12-year-old girlfriend or they go running and crying to the older brother who's just joined the army and learned martial arts.

Take no notice of me. I'm just suffering from twitterati from others who seem to want me to decide to get out of UK now with them and sail off to the paradise islands.

Hey ho, time will come.

You're very welcome here Ricky
nice one Peter, the trouble is you cannot challenged them with out the risk of being hit or being arrested by the police, the best way is to steer clear of them all, are we going to sail off together:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[stevewool]

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT....
if you cross the North Korean border illegally,you get 12 years,hard labour.....
if you cross the Afghanistan border illegally,you get shot......
Two Americans got eight years for crossing the Iranian border.....
if you cross the U.K. border illegally you get a job,a drivers licence,food stamps,a place to live,health care,housing & child bennefits, education & a tax free business for 7 years....

No wonder we are a country in debt.
We really are a f:censored:g joke of a country.:Erm::icon_lol:

what other country will offer you all this:Erm::Erm:

[imagine]

what other country will offer you all this:Erm::Erm:

scotland:Erm::icon_lol:

[imagine]

........ and cold, wet miserable weather without any warm sunshine on your face. Ever increasing unemployment and ever increasing prices leading to ever increasing poverty.
You could also share in ever increasing tax levels and austerity.
Oh don't forget those ever increasing prices and the ever increasing corruption and 'I'm alright jack' behaviour with a ':censored: you for dessert.
Oh, don't let me forget the those ever present youths of around 11 - 13 years of age and 5 foot tall wearing baseball caps and fake Ralph Lauren shellsuits with their trousers tucked into his socks who pose agressively with a cigarette in one hand and a 'weapon' in the other. Immitation jewellery all over and usually blocking the entrance to the town centre McDonalds thinking he's actually 9 foot tall and built like Mike Tyson.
Any excuse me's or glances his way results in him puffing up in disgust saying “Whacha lookin at, gotta problem? Oh Yeah, whatcha gunna do bout it?
Then when challenged they wet themselves and either hide behind the skirt of their gobby and pregnant 12-year-old girlfriend or they go running and crying to the older brother who's just joined the army and learned martial arts.

Take no notice of me. I'm just suffering from twitterati from others who seem to want me to decide to get out of UK now with them and sail off to the paradise islands.

Hey ho, time will come.

You're very welcome here Ricky

good one peter :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[RickyR]

........ and cold, wet miserable weather without any warm sunshine on your face. Ever increasing unemployment and ever increasing prices leading to ever increasing poverty.
You could also share in ever increasing tax levels and austerity.
Oh don't forget those ever increasing prices and the ever increasing corruption and 'I'm alright jack' behaviour with a ':censored: you for dessert.
Oh, don't let me forget the those ever present youths of around 11 - 13 years of age and 5 foot tall wearing baseball caps and fake Ralph Lauren shellsuits with their trousers tucked into his socks who pose agressively with a cigarette in one hand and a 'weapon' in the other. Immitation jewellery all over and usually blocking the entrance to the town centre McDonalds thinking he's actually 9 foot tall and built like Mike Tyson.
Any excuse me's or glances his way results in him puffing up in disgust saying “Whacha lookin at, gotta problem? Oh Yeah, whatcha gunna do bout it?
Then when challenged they wet themselves and either hide behind the skirt of their gobby and pregnant 12-year-old girlfriend or they go running and crying to the older brother who's just joined the army and learned martial arts.

Take no notice of me. I'm just suffering from twitterati from others who seem to want me to decide to get out of UK now with them and sail off to the paradise islands.

Hey ho, time will come.

You're very welcome here Ricky

Excellent post, on second thoughts.... I think i'll stay out here.

[tiger31]

I keep trying to convince myself why I should come back to the u.k and i am not doing a good job at the moment lol.Ive been in philippines for 18 months now and to be honest I still miss the u.k but when I come back for a couple of weeks I then realise why im living in the philippines lol.but the g f wants to try living in uk so i will give her a trial lol

[Trefor]

Agree that the UK is far too soft on illegals. I still love living here though (and I have lived in and visited many parts of the world).

[raynaputi]

........ and cold, wet miserable weather without any warm sunshine on your face. Ever increasing unemployment and ever increasing prices leading to ever increasing poverty.
You could also share in ever increasing tax levels and austerity.
Oh don't forget those ever increasing prices and the ever increasing corruption and 'I'm alright jack' behaviour with a ':censored: you for dessert.
Oh, don't let me forget the those ever present youths of around 11 - 13 years of age and 5 foot tall wearing baseball caps and fake Ralph Lauren shellsuits with their trousers tucked into his socks who pose agressively with a cigarette in one hand and a 'weapon' in the other. Immitation jewellery all over and usually blocking the entrance to the town centre McDonalds thinking he's actually 9 foot tall and built like Mike Tyson.
Any excuse me's or glances his way results in him puffing up in disgust saying “Whacha lookin at, gotta problem? Oh Yeah, whatcha gunna do bout it?
Then when challenged they wet themselves and either hide behind the skirt of their gobby and pregnant 12-year-old girlfriend or they go running and crying to the older brother who's just joined the army and learned martial arts.

Take no notice of me. I'm just suffering from twitterati from others who seem to want me to decide to get out of UK now with them and sail off to the paradise islands.

Hey ho, time will come.

You're very welcome here Ricky

hahahaha :xxgrinning--00xx3: UK is so overrated! It's still more fun in the Philippines for me! :biggrin: