Man jailed for attacking wife with sandwich

[joebloggs]

it's assault and no laughing matter :NoNo:, but this made me :biggrin:

The woman said her husband had grown angry with her for 'making him live in the country' before the disturbance.

She added that he was bored as 'there is no place for him to walk'.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/913983-man-jailed-for-attacking-wife-with-sandwich#ixzz2A6C71R9D


you better keep the sandwiches away from Rayna scouser Keith :biggrin:

:xxparty-smiley-004:

[bigmarco]

Sorry but was it a CLUB sandwich :biggrin::biggrin:

[Terpe]

Sorry but was it a CLUB sandwich :biggrin::biggrin:

:laugher::laugher::laugher:

[Terpe]

He's in a pickle now :biggrin:

That'll teach him for being so crusty :biggrin:

[imagine]

guess the relationship went a bit stale

[Terpe]

You gotta larff dun't you :laugher:

[grahamw48]

Crumbs, he certainly got a slice of jail-time for a half-baked charge, didn't he.
I thought at first the article was taking the rise. Maybe he should have buttered her a up a bit before bedtime instead . Still at least she wasn't too badly injured, otherwise he'd have been toast.

These newspapers sure must knead the dough, printing stuff like this though. :NoNo:

[Doc Alan]

Jail seems a bit much for this ham-fisted attack. She used her loaf but he didn't. I guess where they lived there was no chance of a sandwich course in anger management :NoNo:!

[Terpe]

Wonderful stuff. :xxgrinning--00xx3:
Just like an egg sandwich, you cant beat it.

[andy222]

Maybe she didnt butter him up enough. :icon_lol::icon_lol:

[grahamw48]

Seems a bit harsh though...going to jail for a bun fight. :cwm3:

[imagine]

he couldn't raise the dough kneaded to pay for bail

[grahamw48]

I thought you reminded me of someone Stewart. lol

'Graded Grains Make Finer Flour' :biggrin:

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[imagine]

I thought you reminded me of someone Stewart. lol

'Graded Grains Make Finer Flour' :biggrin:

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:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[fred]

So I suppose they had a barny with a sarny..:NoNo:

[stevewool]

they was saying they did not know what filling was in the sandwich, HER FACE IT SEEMS