Admin
12th October 2005, 09:54
I see the goverment have now agreed on the anti-terroist law, they've been watered down a bit to get them through, but at least we can feel safer now. I believe they have agreed the following;
Anyone found to be broadcasting the goodness of terrorism will be approached by the police, and asked nicely to be quiet. If they fail to comply, then the police will leave them to it, so they can spend time on more important issues such as nicking granny for doing 31mph in a 30mph zone.
Anyone discovered carrying a bomb in a rucksack, will be approached by the army and asked if they need a hand carrying it.
Any terrorists found illegally in this country will instantly be given a house, and put on benefits.
Anyone found to be broadcasting the goodness of terrorism will be approached by the police, and asked nicely to be quiet. If they fail to comply, then the police will leave them to it, so they can spend time on more important issues such as nicking granny for doing 31mph in a 30mph zone.
Anyone discovered carrying a bomb in a rucksack, will be approached by the army and asked if they need a hand carrying it.
Any terrorists found illegally in this country will instantly be given a house, and put on benefits.