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cheekee
15th November 2012, 12:48
A man escapes from a prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to the chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck then gets off and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "listen this guys an escaped convict. Look at his clothes, he probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex don't resist don't complain do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong honey I love you".

To which his wife responds. "He wasn't kissing my neck he whispered in my ear he was gay and thought you were cute and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom. Be strong honey I love you too".

stevie c
15th November 2012, 15:43
:icon_lol:

les_taxi
15th November 2012, 16:00
Oi nicking my joke posted here ages ago-it's just not on old boy:biggrin:
Actually I'm glad you did it's a brill joke and glad you reminded us all of it:xxgrinning--00xx3:

imagine
15th November 2012, 17:32
well worth laughing at again :xxgrinning--00xx3::laugher::laugher:

cheekee
15th November 2012, 19:14
Oi nicking my joke posted here ages ago-it's just not on old boy:biggrin:
Actually I'm glad you did it's a brill joke and glad you reminded us all of it:xxgrinning--00xx3:

I'm sorry mate. Didn't know it had already been posted. Just found it so funny :)

les_taxi
15th November 2012, 19:57
You don't need to say sorry and it is a great joke:xxgrinning--00xx3:

stevie c
25th November 2012, 22:49
:icon_lol: :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Arthur Little
25th November 2012, 23:29
:laugher: "Damp chancers" ... or "Champ dancers":REDancedancer08: :REDancedancer08:?? Well, of course ... :anerikke: ... WHO KNOWS these days - especially IF it's the "Gay Gordons"?? :Sex:

Ako Si Jamie
25th November 2012, 23:29
I've heard it before probably from here. Top joke though. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

markflores
18th January 2013, 12:00
man thats funny.
all the best to the husband.

melovesengland
18th January 2013, 12:33
Crikey! It hooked and scared me a bit at first! :icon_lol::doh T'was funny though. hehehe