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Pepe n Pilar
31st August 2007, 15:02
THE "WHY" JOKES:

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Can you cry under water?

What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? . They're still going to see you naked
anyway.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

THE "WHY" JOKES:

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Can you cry under water?

What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? . They're still going to see you naked
anyway.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

fred
31st August 2007, 15:33
Q:Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

A: Because it works.

fred
31st August 2007, 15:37
BTW ..itsme_iye (http://filipinaroses.com/member.php?u=1476)..
Did Admin give you a second chance??:peepwall::Bolt:

ervenescence
31st August 2007, 15:39
BTW ..itsme_iye (http://filipinaroses.com/member.php?u=1476)..
Did Admin give you a second chance??:peepwall::Bolt:
second chance?
Why :Erm:

fred
31st August 2007, 15:51
second chance?
Why :Erm:

Not sure ervenescence?? She mentioned before that she had been banned??
Perhaps I got the wrong end of the stick?:doh

charlwill
31st August 2007, 16:41
She just misunderstood what's been said.:)

Pepe n Pilar
1st September 2007, 14:52
Its not the Admin....It was you Fred... why???

jimeve
1st September 2007, 16:53
Why have you double posted.

Shifty-Sidney
1st September 2007, 18:00
Hey, Fred.
If you did get the wrong end of the stick - which is the right end?

Is a washer a very short pipe? or is a pipe simply a very thick washer?
If it is ok for a teletubby to have a TV fitted into his belly, and wear nothing all day apart from an aerial stuck to his head - why will children get the wrong idea because he carries a handbag?

Who taught tarzan to swim? and dive? - oh and build rafts and tie knots - if it was the animals - why dont they do it?

Why do Gyms and sports grounds have disabled parking next to the doors?

when was `once upon a time`?

Les_lady888
2nd September 2007, 08:20
:Erm:
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Pepe n Pilar
3rd September 2007, 07:19
BTW ..itsme_iye (http://filipinaroses.com/member.php?u=1476)..
Did Admin give you a second chance??:peepwall::Bolt:

The Admin said i'm banned when i mistakenly replied to one of the member's article which is supposed to be a reply for another thread. That means i was out of the topic.... It was done during my first visit on this site, not aware of it yet. It doesn't mean i'm banned on this site, it means i'm banned on that particular article? Does it make sense?
BTW Hoi Fred.... thanks for the answer to that "why" joke..... just to let you know there are no anwers to that....::Brick::Brick::Brick::Cuckoo::Cuckoo::Rasp::Rasp: