Tips On How To Stay Young...Like Me!

[yhilres]

1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight and height. Let the
doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."
:cwm12:
2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
:BouncyHappy:
3. Keep learning.
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind
is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is
Alzheimer's.
:icon_lol:
4. Enjoy the simple things.
:omg:
5. Laugh
often, long and loud. Laugh
until you gasp for breath.
:icon_lol::icon_lol::laugher:
6. The tears happen.
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person, who is with
us our entire life, is ourselves.
Be ALIVE while you are alive.
:bigcry::bigcry:
7. Surround yourself with what you love ,
whether it's family, pets, keepsakes,
music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.
:luv4:
8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can
improve, get help.
:sport-smiley-003:
9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall,
even to the next county;
to a foreign country but
NOT to where the guilt is.
:NoNo:
10. Tell the people you
love that you love them ,
at every opportunity.
:4::love:

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the
number of breaths we take,
but
by the moments that
take our breath away.:):):)

[Alan]

Nice thread! :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Can I add?

Brothers, say 'no!!' to that 15th beer. Move onto Scotch instead.

Al. :D

[Shifty-Sidney]

:BouncyHappy:
And always remember - you are as old as the person you feel! :icon_lol:
So ladies - get a younger man :icon_lol::icon_lol:

[theresa]

pamper yourself sometimes.

[Maria_2300]

10. Tell the people you
love that you love them ,
at every opportunity.
:4::love:

I did!!!! :omg::omg::omg:

[charlwill]

:Erm: !!! :xxgrinning--00xx3: :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[KeithD]

I did!!!! :omg::omg::omg:

Thanks.....:xxgrinning--00xx3:........:yikes:

[ervenescence]

And

11. Lie about your age. :D

[hilda_danao]

number 12. don't cry if your husband is tactless. you are feeling bad and crying while he's just watching his favorite show on tv and laughing. no idea that you were hurt with what he said. (hehe.. i've just learned this lesson lately)

[Pepe n Pilar]

secret of staying young.....eat nutritious food... have enough sleep and exercise...stay happy... Have an inspiration....and plenty of s.......

[Pepe n Pilar]

And

11. Lie about your age. :D

It's difficult to lie about age.... :NoNo::NoNo::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[charlwill]

secret of staying young.....eat nutritious food... have enough sleep and exercise...stay happy... Have an inspiration....and plenty of s.......

Huh???? and plenty of what itsme_iye? does it mean plenty of SEX? :yikes: :Erm:

[Pepe n Pilar]

What do you think Charl????

[Alan]

Scotch???? :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Al.

[singkit]

:icon_lol:Too much Scotch will only make you feel old and look old. Don't forget to wash your face and never sleep with your make up on. I just use my anti wrinkle cream for day and night time:D For the guys...:Erm: I couldn't think of any but may I suggest NO alcohol, NO drugs, and NO smoking???:cwm24:

[jimeve]

what no alcohol, thats pushing it to far.:yikes:

[mommyhere]

:BouncyHappy:
And always remember - you are as old as the person you feel! :icon_lol:
So ladies - get a younger man :icon_lol::icon_lol:


:peepwall: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm 49 ... are u sayin' mark:8_1_215:
I should... ohhhh can u recommend somebody???? :Help1:

[KeithD]

My son's 17 :xxgrinning--00xx3:......start the bidding at £1 :icon_lol:

[mommyhere]

My son's 17 :xxgrinning--00xx3:......start the bidding at £1 :icon_lol:

Oh my God! :omg: too young for mommy...he he he Lots of maintenance to do...:NoNo: Any other bidders here? :ARsurrender:

Thanks anyway for the concern...:)

[yhilres]

Huh???? and plenty of what itsme_iye? does it mean plenty of SEX? :yikes: :Erm:


it's true, just plenty of sex...don't over it coz it cause DEAFNESS:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[yhilres]

:peepwall: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm 49 ... are u sayin' mark:8_1_215:
I should... ohhhh can u recommend somebody???? :Help1:

U mean mommyhere, ur available? that's good:)...i think i can recommend someone:D

[Pepe n Pilar]

it's true, just plenty of sex...don't over it coz it cause DEAFNESS:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Causes deafness????:NoNo::NoNo::Cuckoo::Cuckoo::cwm12::cwm12::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[mommyhere]

U mean mommyhere, ur available? that's good:)...i think i can recommend someone:D

ohhhh another charitable institution for mommy...:D
very much...ha ha ha but no underage huh...and make sure it's for human consumption...:icon_lol::icon_lol:
thanks yhilres...

Mitch ..another donor here....:):xxparty-smiley-004:

[hilda_danao]

one more secret for staying looking younger....botox! ew, has anyone of u try it? :D

[charlwill]

it's true, just plenty of sex...don't over it coz it cause DEAFNESS:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:


I disagree!!!!! :yikes: :omg::omg: :NoNo::NoNo:

[kentish]

number 12. don't cry if your husband is tactless.

Number 13. Every year on your birthday,count your age backwards, example if you are 30 this year then next year you will be 29.

[Pepe n Pilar]

I disagree!!!!! :yikes: :omg::omg: :NoNo::NoNo:


hahahahha:cwm12::Cuckoo::Cuckoo::Rasp::Rasp:

[gracia143]

I live there now, how comes I still feel like I'm a 100years old?:Erm:

[gracia143]

Oppppppppssss Sorry boss Keith, didn't mean to quote her...

[Pepe n Pilar]

And

11. Lie about your age. :D

If you're 40y/o you can say you're only 30y/o but if you're 20y/o you can't say you're only 10y/o:NoNo::NoNo::icon_lol::icon_lol::Rasp:........

[pennybarry]

SMILE IS THE BEST MEDICINE:xxgrinning--00xx3: Look at my pic and guess how old is penny:D. Joke ehhhhh

[KeithD]

Oppppppppssss Sorry boss Keith, didn't mean to quote her...

Glad you noticed was going to do a Rant on it......:xxgrinning--00xx3:.....just have to stop ITSME_IYE from Quoting every post now :rolleyes:

Please use the QUICK REPLY box, rather than Quote if a post is long, or edit it if you wish to keep the subject topic going

IE

.....If you're 40y/o you can say you're only 30y/o ......

[LEAHnew]

Just Make Love Not War....

[yhilres]

Just Make Love Not War....

u'r ryt, girl:)

[yhilres]

I disagree!!!!! :yikes: :omg::omg: :NoNo::NoNo:

but we usually used that as our expressions here, something like this:"cguro oversex ka kc bingi ka":D

[gracia143]

Alright Boss thanks for editing that one and pls don't do the Rant on me yet I am still worrying loads with my visa application.

Hey Ladies! I won't declare war on here(for now), i was only trying to let some stuffs off my chest. Have you ever tried applying for a visa? If so, you'd understand why I am having so many odd feelings right now. I am 33 and yet I don't look like I'm that old, believe me. "Olay" must have done a great job. So pls, don't pick on me girls:bigcry::bigcry:.