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SimonH
21st June 2013, 12:25
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says"you don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt.

Awe Schitt,the fertiliser magnate,married O.Schitt,a partner of Kneedeep&Schitt Inc,

In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt,and the religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt.and the twins:Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections,Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years,Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr.Shelock,and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name.She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Deep Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son,Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt,the prodigal son,left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride,Piza Schitt.

So now if someone says,"You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack,you know his whole family!!

grahamw48
21st June 2013, 13:55
Haha...very clever. :icon_lol:

Arthur Little
21st June 2013, 18:40
:biggrin: ... schitt! That reminds me :cwm24: ... my bowels haven't moved today. :action-smiley-081:

Arthur Little
21st June 2013, 19:07
... my bowels haven't moved today. :action-smiley-081:

Past tense ............ :yeahthat: ... because they HAVE since. Schit myself (or near enough) :laugher:

:68711_thanx:

Terpe
21st June 2013, 19:15
Past tense ... :yeahthat: - because they HAVE since. Schit
myself (or near enough) :laugher:

:68711_thanx:

:laugher::laugher:
Too much information Arthur :icon_lol:

Arthur Little
21st June 2013, 19:33
:laugher::laugher:
Too much information Arthur :icon_lol:

:smile: That ... or, maybe :toocoffee: at a meeting I attended earlier. :wink:

:doh ... now I'm really talking crap! :icon_lol: