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Doc Alan
24th June 2013, 09:32
A young doctor had moved out to a small village to replace a doctor who was retiring.
The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.


At the first house a woman complains, "I've been feeling a little sick lately."
The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman? How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels under the bed. That was what probably was making her sick."
The younger doctor said "Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house :smile:."


Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
"You've probably been doing too much for the Church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?"
"I did what you did at the last house.I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the vicar under the bed :yikes:."

mickcant
24th June 2013, 11:21
Good one Doc :xxgrinning--00xx3:
Mick :biggrin:

Arthur Little
24th June 2013, 12:34
Yet ANOTHER classic, Alan ... once again, your boundless humour assures us that :laugher: is, indeed, THE best medicine.

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away,
Whilst bananas are good for the "ticker"
But the best laugh yet
Came, when the doc dropped his stet'
And there, 'neath the bed, lay the vicar!

Terpe
24th June 2013, 13:03
:icon_lol::icon_lol:
That tickled me :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Doc Alan
24th June 2013, 13:45
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away,
Whilst bananas are good for the "ticker"
But the best laugh yet
Came, when the doc dropped his stet'
And there, 'neath the bed, lay the vicar!


Thanks Mick and Peter :smile:

Arthur - all I did was " copy and paste " from another source ! YOUR poem in response was original and brilliant :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

Steve.r
24th June 2013, 13:47
nice one Alan :biggrin:

mickcant
24th June 2013, 16:08
Jokes are the best recycling going :xxgrinning--00xx3:
Mick.:Cuckoo:

Michael Parnham
24th June 2013, 16:36
:laughitupsmilie:

Terpe
24th June 2013, 17:35
..Arthur - ...YOUR poem in response was original and brilliant :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

Totally agree with that :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Nice work again Arthur :Jump:

imagine
24th June 2013, 18:03
:laugher::laugher::laugher:good one :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Arthur Little
24th June 2013, 22:49
Arthur - all I did was " copy and paste " from another source ! YOUR poem in response was original and brilliant :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:


Totally agree with that :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Nice work again Arthur :Jump:

Gentlemen ... thank you BOTH, for your kind comments which, as always, are very much appreciated. :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

grahamw48
24th June 2013, 22:59
If you're going to be a priest, at least be a Protestant one. :do_it: :biggrin:

raynaputi
26th June 2013, 15:35
:icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3: