Things you put into food to spoil it [Archive]

stevewool

3rd July 2013, 20:10

well having just finished work and opening the door to the house and what a beautiful smell awaited me, chicken and all sorts being fried yum yum yum i throught,
So upstairs i went to change and came down stairs and to my horror what a smell, i just could not get the smell out of my nose,FISH SAUCE,,i have refused to eat it but who knows what will happen, smells like my socks after wearing them for days, utter stink

Ako Si Jamie

3rd July 2013, 23:58

So did you eat it in the end?

fred

4th July 2013, 01:21

Patis and calamansi is a truly GREAT dip!!
Whats wrong with you Steve?
Get it down ya!!

Arthur Little

4th July 2013, 01:28

FISH SAUCE

:icon_sorry: ... but :iagree: with Steve :nono-1-1: ... I couldn't "hack it" either.

Steve.r

4th July 2013, 03:38

:icon_sorry: ... but :iagree: with Steve :nono-1-1: ... I couldn't "hack it" either.Oh Arthur, you missed that pun...... I couldn't 'Hake' it either :icon_lol:

stevewool

4th July 2013, 06:38

Oh Arthur, you missed that pun...... I couldn't 'Hake' it either :icon_lol:

thats a first :icon_lol:

Iani

4th July 2013, 07:37

You wouldn't want to live in Thailand then :wink: They add it to everything.

Number one thing to add to food to ruin it though surely is currants. Why spoil a cake by adding these vile inventions, and memories of having that muck forced down me in school by teachers.
No coincidence they look like rat droppings or dead flies when cooked - both would be more appetising.

Oh and a special mention to anyone evil enough to add FRUIT to curries. That should be a capital offence, there is nothing worse than finding a piece of apple or sultana in a curry.

stevewool

4th July 2013, 07:42

So did you eat it in the end?

yes i did and it was nice too :biggrin:

Doc Alan

4th July 2013, 07:55

Oh Arthur, you missed that pun...... I couldn't 'Hake' it either :icon_lol:

Let's not be " shellfish " - it must have been the " sole " time Arthur missed his chance ... maybe he thought it was the wrong " plaice " for puns and didn't want to " mussel " in :icon_lol:.

Emma must have been glad you " cod " eat and enjoy your meal, Steve :xxgrinning--00xx3:

( I'm starting to " flounder " so I'll " clam " up now ! )

Arthur Little

4th July 2013, 10:41

Arthur Little

4th July 2013, 15:42

... I see you've had a whale of a time making up for my earlier omissions. :biggrin:

.......................................... :yeahthat: ... seems after you'd shaken up my post, Steve.r ... so had dock!

SimonH

4th July 2013, 16:00

:xxgrinning--00xx3: ... well done, guys ... I see you've had a whale of a time making up for my earlier omissions. :biggrin:

Why did you have to shout 'whale'

Do you think we're all a bit hard of herring :wink:

Arthur Little

4th July 2013, 16:42

Why did you have to shout 'whale'

Do you think we're all a bit hard of herring :wink:

:laugher: ... :iagree: ...herring in my case IS a bit suspect. But we can ALL seafood! :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Doc Alan

4th July 2013, 18:29

Holy Mackerel ... there's something fishy about this thread ... are members still trawling for puns ? :yikes:

Arthur Little

4th July 2013, 19:12

Hmm ... :icon_rolleyes: ... I'll bet when stevewool first posted this thread, he couldn't have figured we'd all "make a meal" of it!

Ako Si Jamie

4th July 2013, 22:03

That's what happens Arthur when you post stuff on the net. I think Steve made a rod for his own back with this one.

grahamw48

4th July 2013, 22:16

:Erm: Hmm...joining in at the tail end, it seems like I've only been left with the bare bones. :cwm3:

Michael Parnham

4th July 2013, 23:02

:Erm: Hmm...joining in at the tail end, it seems like I've only been left with the bare bones. :cwm3:

Just as well Graham or you would have taken the BAIT :xxgrinning--00xx3:

grahamw48

4th July 2013, 23:41

Haha...got me hook line and sinker there. :biggrin:

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http://imageshack.us/a/img141/559/fishglo8.gif

fred

5th July 2013, 02:52

look.. Stop keep carping on about fish.
Its wearing quite fin already.
OK????
Sorry if Im coming across as a bit tenchuous..
Just hope it doesn't put us at cross porpoises.

Steve.r

5th July 2013, 05:51

I am starting to flounder at finding the next joke. :cwm25:

stevewool

5th July 2013, 06:45

hold on you lot, you are talking a load of POLLOCKS and i am begining to feel like SALMON rushdie, every one out to get me, just remember i am just a small MINO in this pond so keep it up i can take lots of STICKLE(my)BACK is big enough to HAKE all this

Doc Alan

5th July 2013, 09:09

Hope this thread hasn't made anyone eel - we don't want it to " bangus " in hospital :yikes: Still, plenty more fish in the sea :smile: Saw a lone shark yesterday :xxgrinning--00xx3: Haven't caught crabs recently :biggrin:.

Steve.r

5th July 2013, 09:25

Thank goodness today is Fryday!!!!

grahamw48

5th July 2013, 09:54

Some of you lot need to go back to school, but we have managed to pack em in like Sardines...practically off the scale. :biggrin:

...Meanwhile, I'm off fishing near the Scarborough Shoals...catch you later. Maybe we can hook up . :smile:

fred

5th July 2013, 10:04

Some of you lot need to go back to school...or are those spelling mistakes on Porpoise ?

Sorry.. I just couldn't Kelp myself.

grahamw48

5th July 2013, 10:06

I edited that out because you'd already used it. Caught ! :icon_lol:

Doc Alan

5th July 2013, 14:12

Good to know all members are in " tuna " here :xxgrinning--00xx3: ... can't be many fish left ... how about monk fish ? ( after that almost " nun " ) :doh.

SimonH

5th July 2013, 14:28

I'm just going to sit on my Perch and watch you lot dig yourselves deeper into the T(r)ench :Rasp:

Steve.r

5th July 2013, 14:34

You do realise that it is only the men having fun in this thread, I am just waiting for some old 'trout' to 'cast' in.

fred

5th July 2013, 14:37

Simon. Why did you put the "R" in brackets?
just for the halibut?

SimonH

5th July 2013, 14:46

Don't be Koi Fred, say what you mean

grahamw48

5th July 2013, 14:59

I've only got a tiddler. :cwm3:

fred

5th July 2013, 15:02

I've only got a tiddler. :cwm3:

I've got a whopper.

(Fishermans tale)

Doc Alan

5th July 2013, 15:06

.... I don't like Fishermens' Friends :yikes:

Terpe

5th July 2013, 16:06

Dolphinitely some great stuff here and no squidding.

I'm sure there's still plenty more. Just need some time to mullet over

Ako Si Jamie

5th July 2013, 18:59

Cod knows where they are.

Terpe

5th July 2013, 19:44

I'm a prawn again christian :wink:

Ako Si Jamie

5th July 2013, 23:28

Reely?

I'm a buddhist monkfish.

Terpe

5th July 2013, 23:36

Reely?

I'm a buddhist monkfish.

:icon_lol:

Is that ofishal

Ako Si Jamie

5th July 2013, 23:48

Maybe.

Plaice your bets please!

SimonH

6th July 2013, 07:22

I'll have 10 squid on whitebait and 20 on red snapper

Ako Si Jamie

6th July 2013, 08:39

Anyone else want a flutter?

Do it online.

Findus on Plaicebook.

Doc Alan

6th July 2013, 08:48

SEE...WE'D make good comedians :biggrin:

Ako Si Jamie

6th July 2013, 09:13

SEE...WE'D make good comedians :biggrin:We're just minnows compared to someone like Pike Milligan.

grahamw48

6th July 2013, 09:50

Eel not be telling any more jokes. :smile:

Steve.r

6th July 2013, 10:04

Poor old S-pike is now an Angel.

Terpe

6th July 2013, 14:22

It's still going on. Well done Buoys and Gills

fred

6th July 2013, 15:18

It's still going on. Well done Buoys and Gills

I'm running out of ideas.. Just a thought though..Your username is only two letters short for an anagram of "Perch" !!
Sorry... Desperation setting in!

Ako Si Jamie

6th July 2013, 15:19

On a grand scale too.

Let's all do the conger la la la la.

Terpe

6th July 2013, 17:31

Things are begining to look a bit bleak now

Terpe

6th July 2013, 17:34

We're getting to be Dab hands at this

Arthur Little

6th July 2013, 18:21

Octopush :Bolt: our feelers out t~e~n~t~a~c~u~l~a~r~l~y ...

... :anerikke: ... sea if there aren't still a few MORE we can bream-up
to discuss before we're dolphinished. :biggrin:

Arthur Little

6th July 2013, 18:48

:doh ... almost forgot ... there's Alex Salmond :Kilt: ... the butt of the :joke: - with his carping on about Scottish Independence!

Terpe

6th July 2013, 18:50

I'm sure there are even more oppor-tuna-ties

Terpe

6th July 2013, 18:55

:doh ... almost forgot ... there's Alex Salmond :Kilt: ... the butt of the :joke: - with his carping on about Scottish Independence!

I've noticed how he likes to Skate around the key issues, being the ruffe and ready character he is

Terpe

6th July 2013, 19:01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uo2OF2Qb7I&feature=player_detailpage

"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a moray"

Ako Si Jamie

6th July 2013, 19:20

Oh look, it's Marlin Brando

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-MH001322.jpg?size=67&uid=33c9dc3e-3db3-4cb5-ab7a-8723d0c2fe15

Terpe

6th July 2013, 19:26

Have you ever haddock ray-ving for fish puns?

Ako Si Jamie

6th July 2013, 19:32

Have you ever haddock ray-ving for fish puns?Only Jonathan Wrasse

Terpe

6th July 2013, 19:48

It's getting more difficult to avoid the missed-hake of repeating.

grahamw48

6th July 2013, 21:59

We've certainly packed em in like Sardines. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Ako Si Jamie

6th July 2013, 22:12

A job well tackled. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Terpe

15th July 2013, 15:22

We certainly took the op-perch-tuna-ty to get a grouper them fish puns in this thread.

grahamw48

15th July 2013, 16:50

Yep, you've definitely hauled this one up back up from the depths and put your finger on it there Peter. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Doc Alan

15th July 2013, 17:18

Maybe we've taken the minke but we had a whale of a time :biggrin:

Terpe

15th July 2013, 17:32

:laugher::laugher:

You just have to laugh :laugher:
Great stuff eh :xxgrinning--00xx3:

stevewool

15th July 2013, 19:40

remind me what was this thread about :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

Doc Alan

15th July 2013, 19:55

remind me what was this thread about:xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

I may be bangus out of order, but the thread's a bit tilapiadated now :biggrin:

Got to go, watching an old James Bond movie ( Octopussy ) :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Terpe

15th July 2013, 20:02

I may be bangus out of order, but the thread's a bit tilapiadated now :biggrin:

Got to go, watching an old James Bond movie ( Octopussy ) :xxgrinning--00xx3:

:icon_lol::icon_lol:
Very good there Alan :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Michael Parnham

15th July 2013, 22:06

Well done everyone, not one of you Floundered! :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Terpe

16th July 2013, 15:17

We're Dab hands now.

Arthur Little

16th July 2013, 16:14

Well done everyone, not one of you Floundered! :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Michael ... :68711_thanx: for your seal of approval.

grahamw48

16th July 2013, 16:58

If there's a gap in the word game...someone will fillet. :smile:

Arthur Little

16th July 2013, 17:34

If there's a gap in the word game...someone will fillet. :smile:

:cwm25: ... 's quids in that'll happen ... yes!