REAL friends.

[Alan]

This is GOOD!!

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps himself(and doesn't feel even the least bit
weird shutting your 'vegetable drawer' with his foot!)

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy
from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has
their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes
early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real
friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend
seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A
real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Al. :)

[kimmi]

it is really nice to always have a real friend around..:)

[KeithD]

A real friend is someone who doesn't bum you when you're psssst :action-smiley-081: :cwm24:

[gracia143]

A real friend is someone who doesn't bum you when you're psssst :action-smiley-081: :cwm24:

Shall i phone the men in white uniform now?:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

It's brilliant Al--wish I'm not just the simple friend...

[Shifty-Sidney]

I have news for you Al. - you dont have any beer left and your fridge door is stuck!:icon_lol:

[Alan]

LOL Mark. :xxgrinning--00xx3: Always plenty of beers for REAL friends mate.

BTW - did you get the email?

Al. :)