Naked man caught 'having sex' with Land Rover - Telegraph

[Dedworth]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10301408/Naked-man-caught-having-sex-with-Land-Rover.html

He should have gone to Spec Savers - mistaking a Land Rover for a sheep

[Terpe]

Perhaps he was buffing up the paintwork :biggrin:

[Terpe]

Or hoping for whip-lashes :biggrin:

[Terpe]

I've always found a nice leather steering wheel to be a real turn-on :biggrin:

I'll stop now.......it's gets addictive

[SimonH]

I've always found a nice leather steering wheel to be a real turn-on :biggrin:

I'll stop now.......it's gets addictive


Wait till you get one with a heated leather steering wheel :xxparty-smiley-004:

[Arthur Little]

"leg over" > :Sex: ... with a land rover?

:cwm24: ... wouldn't be 'jeep'! :NoNo:

[Terpe]

It seems he'd been mixing cheap counterfeitt brake fluid with alcohol and just couldn't stop himself :biggrin:

[Pete/London]

I drive a BMW and other drivers must get turned on by the car as they are always make these signals :sexy_146:or :erotic4: :biggrin:

[gWaPito]

Give the guy due..he was practicing safe sex...At least he won't be waking up with a dose of the Chris Rea's :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Terpe]

Safe yes, but now he's permanently exhausted :wink:

[Arthur Little]

Cue: :333: ... 'Birdie :coolchickendance: Song' ...

... "chirpy, chirpy ...

... jeep, jeep" ... ! :biggrin: