his woman, wife and prostitute ^_^

[Moy]

A good wife:cwm24::wink: is one who serves her husband in the morning:Cuckoo::action-smiley-081: like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister:Help1: does and pleases him like a prostitute :Rasp::action-smiley-081::action-smiley-081::yikes::xxgrinning--00xx3:in the night.:biggrin:


bottomline ^_^

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Author

Mrs Moy:icon_lol::doh:Rasp:

[Terpe]

Oh dear...what's up Moy ?

[Moy]

Oh dear...what's up Moy ?


oh dear ive just found the site and copy paste it:biggrin:

[andy222]

A good wife:cwm24::wink: is one who serves her husband in the morning:Cuckoo::action-smiley-081: like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister:Help1: does and pleases him like a prostitute :Rasp::action-smiley-081::action-smiley-081::yikes::xxgrinning--00xx3:in the night.:biggrin:

Sounds good to me.:icon_lol:

[Moy]

Sounds good to me.:icon_lol:
you sounds a typical husband indeed:Cuckoo::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[andy222]

:laugher::laugher::laugher::laugher:. Thanks moy.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Moy]

:laugher::laugher::laugher::laugher:. Thanks moy.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

cherioooooo...of course as i know the feelin:icon_lol::yikes::biggrin::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Terpe]

The wife should make the husband happy to come home, and husband should make the wife sorry to see him leave. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Can't remember who said it just now........

[Moy]

The wife should make the husband happy to come home, and husband should make the wife sorry to see him leave. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Can't remember who said it just now........

in one word my friend A good husband makes a good wife.:biggrin::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[andy222]

The wife should make the husband happy to come home, and husband should make the wife sorry to see him leave. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Can't remember who said it just now........
Its works both ways terpe.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Moy]

Its works both ways terpe.:xxgrinning--00xx3:
or


If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.:wink::biggrin:

[stevewool]

i love to come home to see the biggest most beautiful smile, and its there waiting to greet me

[Terpe]

Its works both ways terpe.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Yes it does Andy :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Terpe]

When a woman enters middle age, it gives men a pause :biggrin:

[grahamw48]

Why do women have such small feet ?

[stevewool]

Why do women have such small feet ?

a old friend of mine ,his wife took size 10, a right beast she was

[stevewool]

Why do women have such small feet ?

and why asked this question too

[grahamw48]

So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.:cwm25:

[bigmarco]

Secrets to a Happy Marriage
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
and MOST important...
4. It is important that these three women never meet.

[grahamw48]

:xxgrinning--00xx3:


We're going to be in trouble... :icon_lol:

[bigmarco]

My First wife said that I put football before our marriage.

I don't know why we were together for 20 seasons

[SimonH]

A good man is hard to find, a hard man is a good find :icon_lol:

[grahamw48]

One for the ladies...

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?

A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. :biggrin:

[gWaPito]

you sounds a typical husband indeed:Cuckoo::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

At least you know where you stand with a prostitute :xxgrinning--00xx3:

That's what my grandmother use to say.

[gWaPito]

in one word my friend A good husband makes a good wife.:biggrin::xxgrinning--00xx3:
I count 7 words Moy :action-smiley-081::yikes:. ..anyway. ..to have that you both got to have goodness already installed :biggrin:

[mickcant]

Sex is the price women pay for marriage
Marriage is the price men pay for sex
Mick.:biggrin:

[grahamw48]

Why buy a book when you can go to the library ? :cwm25:

[Moy]

Why buy a book when you can go to the library ? :cwm25:

paghilom:yikes::action-smiley-081::icon_lol: graham yahyah:olddude::laugher::laugher: ka ra lolz

[grahamw48]

:biggrin:

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[tone]

I heard it was 'a happy wife led to a happy life'.