Gary
13th December 2005, 10:32
Reasons for Being French
* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
* You get to eat insect food like snails and frog''s legs.
* If there''s a war you can surrender really early.
* You don''t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
* You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people''s countries.
* You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
* Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
* You don''t have to bother with toilets, just **** in the street.
* People think you''re a great lover even when you''re not.
* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
* You get to eat insect food like snails and frog''s legs.
* If there''s a war you can surrender really early.
* You don''t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
* You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people''s countries.
* You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
* Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
* You don''t have to bother with toilets, just **** in the street.
* People think you''re a great lover even when you''re not.