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grahamw48
31st December 2013, 12:50
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber takes a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that it was the cleanest shave he's had in years.... but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.."
raynaputi
31st December 2013, 13:32
:icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:
imagine
31st December 2013, 13:53
:laugher::laugher::xxgrinning--00xx3:
fred
31st December 2013, 13:54
Now thats just plain nasty!
Terpe
31st December 2013, 14:29
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber takes a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that it was the cleanest shave he's had in years.... but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.."
:laugher::laugher::laugher:
Love it.....
That really tickled me no end :icon_lol::icon_lol:
Didn't predict that punch line at all.......:xxgrinning--00xx3:
mickcant
31st December 2013, 21:02
Really good :biggrin:
Mick.
Michael Parnham
1st January 2014, 09:59
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber takes a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that it was the cleanest shave he's had in years.... but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.."
Brilliant Graham!:xxgrinning--00xx3:
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