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Dedworth
2nd May 2014, 17:09
As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any one racial or ethnic minority, try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.


The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. "

les_taxi
2nd May 2014, 18:18
Good un Ded :xxgrinning--00xx3:

grahamw48
3rd May 2014, 12:45
Or in our case....

"You're too bloody old !"

"Bugger off !" :icon_lol:

fred
3rd May 2014, 16:38
It not a bad joke but I think it dates back to Freds joke thread 2010 (ish)..
Keep up!!
That said..Its only racist if the reader thinks it is ..If they do,,they can go and get stuffed.
IMO lang.

Michael Parnham
3rd May 2014, 16:49
As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any one racial or ethnic minority, try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.


The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai".

Love it! :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Slip
3rd May 2014, 20:37
I like that :icon_lol: