A Screamer neighbour...

[aprilmaejon]

Hi Everyone,

I woke up very early this morning around 2 am and just this very minute 9:30 am hearing my neighbour's girlfriend screaming LOUDLY althroughout their sexual intercourse and not to mention the WORST SCREAMS during her orgasm and this actually happens quite often anytime of the night, day or week. We have experienced this since our neighbour changed his pants I mean girlfriend. It's not our business that he's having different girlfriends but his new woman creates disturbance to us. We lived in a semi detached house and our room upstairs is just opposite to theirs so whenever they do what the couples do :do_it:, we could hear them CLEARLY like they're just an inch away from our ears. I always feel embarrassed everytime I hear them, such an annoyance really :cwm23:.

If me and my husband make love, we always keep it between us giving consideration to other people next door but our neighbour's girlfriend don't seem to realise that their room is just one wall away from ours.

Everytime the screams come on and it happens when I'm in our room,(they f*** with no regards to time) I just switch my hair dryer and the tele full blast to distract myself from hearing their orgasm.

What should we do to resolve the issue without creating tensions between two houses? Do we need to talk to the man to tell her partner to minimise the scream? Or Do we just ignore it and carry on doing what we ought to be doing when it happens every now and then? I don't know....

How do you see this situation guys?...what views do you have on this? Is hearing someone's orgasm entertains your ear or what?...

[SimonH]

Next time it happens, have this at the ready at play it at full volume :biggrin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU&feature=kp

[aprilmaejon]

Next time it happens, have this at the ready at play it at full volume :biggrin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU&feature=kp

That only plays for 5 minutes Simon, they have :Sex: for 20 minutes or so! I need something harsh sound but I couldn't think of anything in particular?...:Erm:

[Longweekend]

I would knock on the door and give him a medal if he's doing it for 20 minutes twice a day....:biggrin:

[raynaputi]

Next time it happens, post a note on their door and tell them to shut up! Something like this:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01511/sex-note_1511171a.jpg

[Dedworth]

Excellent idea Rayna :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Rosie1958]

I experienced the same situation a number of years ago April. We were all being kept awake so I eventually had to go 'round to my American neighbour's house and politely told him the problem and asked him to keep the noise down. He was very nice about it but invited me to join them!!! :omg::omg:

The noise was toned down but the whole experience was instrumental in my moving to a detached house where we wouldn't have to put up with anyone else's noise :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[NoRest]

Annoying neighbours indeed!
In the summertime, what annoys me is the sound of these randy cats,especially in the middle of the night...

http://youtu.be/9KcjfSGwp0I

[aprilmaejon]

All your ideas have crossed my mind but will it not create tension? We don't know this neighbour so much, we don't know if he is a considerate person or a jerk... I'm worried that if he is a jerk, he will perhaps take what we say as an urge to make the situation worst...

We could really do with a detached house Rosie but at the moment this is only what we can afford...

[fred]

All your ideas have crossed my mind but will it not create tension? We don't know this neighbour so much, we don't know if he is a considerate person or a jerk... I'm worried that if he is a jerk, he will perhaps take what we say as an urge to make the situation worst...

We could really do with a detached house Rosie but at the moment this is only what we can afford...

When we moved into our last semi detached house in the UK we soon found out that the kid next door liked his audio player on full volume when his mum was out...The walls were vibrating All freaking morning.

I went to my trade supplier and bought 6 sheets of plaster board..

I removed the skirting boards (luckily we had no coving) and stuck the first layer of boards with adhesive onto the party wall.. I let that stick,then put another plaster board layer over that..Tape and jointed the seams and redecorated..Glued skirting back on. Reduced the noise by 75%..

If you want more noise reduction..Use this stuff instead..

http://www.soundreduction.co.uk/Products/Soundproofing-For-Walls/Maxiboard-For-Walls/

I recommend you get this done ASAP..You`ll be glad you did and just think.. You can scream as much as you like without them hearing!!

Win win.

[Rosie1958]

All your ideas have crossed my mind but will it not create tension? We don't know this neighbour so much, we don't know if he is a considerate person or a jerk... I'm worried that if he is a jerk, he will perhaps take what we say as an urge to make the situation worst...

We could really do with a detached house Rosie but at the moment this is only what we can afford...

April, it's not what you say but how you say it. :xxgrinning--00xx3: Best to address the issue when you are not feeling too emotional and suffering the effects of lack of sleep.

I didn't know my then neighbour either, he'd just returned from the Gulf War so I did leave it a few days before I addressed the issue but we could no longer put up with all the noise at night and in the early hours of the morning. I also thought that he may not even know how thin the walls were. I was very polite and fortunately he was a nice guy so we didn't have any problems after that.

[Neu75]

Hi Everyone,

I woke up very early this morning around 2 am and just this very minute 9:30 am hearing my neighbour's girlfriend screaming LOUDLY althroughout their sexual intercourse and not to mention the WORST SCREAMS during her orgasm and this actually happens quite often anytime of the night, day or week. We have experienced this since our neighbour changed his pants I mean girlfriend. It's not our business that he's having different girlfriends but his new woman creates disturbance to us. We lived in a semi detached house and our room upstairs is just opposite to theirs so whenever they do what the couples do :do_it:, we could hear them CLEARLY like they're just an inch away from our ears. I always feel embarrassed everytime I hear them, such an annoyance really :cwm23:.

If me and my husband make love, we always keep it between us giving consideration to other people next door but our neighbour's girlfriend don't seem to realise that their room is just one wall away from ours.

Everytime the screams come on and it happens when I'm in our room,(they f*** with no regards to time) I just switch my hair dryer and the tele full blast to distract myself from hearing their orgasm.

What should we do to resolve the issue without creating tensions between two houses? Do we need to talk to the man to tell her partner to minimise the scream? Or Do we just ignore it and carry on doing what we ought to be doing when it happens every now and then? I don't know....

How do you see this situation guys?...what views do you have on this? Is hearing someone's orgasm entertains your ear or what?...

Have a foursome at there place then stick duck tape on her mouth when she starts. She will get the hint then.

[bigmac]

Move your bed up against the party wall.

When all is quiet next door--you and hubby get to it---and make sure your headboard keeps banging against the wall---but make it last a lot longer than 20 minutes. Do this every time its quiet next door.

Eventually they might come and complain to you--out of jealousy lol

also--you might enjoy it :do_it::do_it::do_it::do_it::do_it::do_it::do_it:

[aprilmaejon]

Have a foursome at there place then stick duck tape on her mouth when she starts. She will get the hint then.
:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown: thanks but no thanks Neu.

[aprilmaejon]

move your bed up against the party wall.

when all is quiet next door--you and hubby get to it---and make sure your headboard keeps banging against the wall---but make it last a lot longer than 20 minutes. do this every time its quiet next door.

eventually they might come and complain to you--out of jealousy lol

also--you might enjoy it :do_it::do_it::do_it::do_it::do_it::do_it::do_it:

:laugher::laugher::laugher: hilarious! but that's exactly what we are avoiding. We don't wanna stoop down to their level...

[aprilmaejon]

When we moved into our last semi detached house in the UK we soon found out that the kid next door liked his audio player on full volume when his mum was out...The walls were vibrating All freaking morning.
I went to my trade supplier and bought 6 sheets of plaster board..
I removed the skirting boards (luckily we had no coving) and stuck the first layer of boards with adhesive onto the party wall.. I let that stick,then put another plaster board layer over that..Tape and jointed the seams and redecorated..Glued skirting back on. Reduced the noise by 75%..
If you want more noise reduction..Use this stuff instead..

http://www.soundreduction.co.uk/Products/Soundproofing-For-Walls/Maxiboard-For-Walls/

I recommend you get this done ASAP..You`ll be glad you did and just think.. You can scream as much as you like without them hearing!!

Win win.

Thanks for that info Fred, I'll let my Mr. know so he can sort it out soon. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[aprilmaejon]

April, it's not what you say but how you say it. :xxgrinning--00xx3: Best to address the issue when you are not feeling too emotional and suffering the affects of lack of sleep.

I didn't know my then neighbour either, he'd just returned from the Gulf war so I did leave it a few days before I addressed the issue but we could no longer put up with all the noise at night and in the early hours of the morning. I also thought that he may not even know how thin the walls were. I was very polite and fortunately he was a nice guy so we didn't have any problems after that.

Our neighbour seems to be a nice guy..and he's never a problem at all before..only then the problem arises when the new girlfriend moved into his house...and she is the problem.

In case the wall is the problem:

When I moved in here 2011, he has a GF named Kelly but we never ever heard her on this state...:do_it:, not even a little sound. She wasn't a screamer like the new one now that even when we are downstairs by the lounge, we could hear her. Such a wild woman I suppose. She sounds like the girl in porn films not that I watched a lot...:wink::Cuckoo:

I might have my husband talk to the man first..if the situation becomes worse, then Fred's idea would be very ideal.

[Arthur Little]

I woke up very early this morning around 2 am and just this very minute 9:30 am hearing my neighbour's girlfriend screaming LOUDLY althroughout their sexual intercourse and not to mention the WORST SCREAMS during her orgasm and this actually happens quite often anytime of the night, day or week.

Well ... you do ... :anerikke: ... after all, stay in Bedford!

Good job you don't live in Cheshire ... near Cheez. :omg:!

[aprilmaejon]

Good job you don't live in Cheshire ... near Cheez. :biggrin: :omg:!

Maybe Cheshire cheez will enjoy the idea of having foursome at my neighbours house, he will probably f*** the woman himself and enjoy her screams! What a dirty b*****d he is.

He's lucky I don't live in Cheshire as I would really find ways to learn how to do some witchcrafts. He will be my first subject... :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: and target his manhood (as that's the most important bit for him, I bet he couldn't live without it). :Erm:

[Arthur Little]

Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine :smile:
Un~til I nearly lost ma mind :23_111_9[1]:
Cos of this couple :funny_kiss: in the neighbour~hood
Ohh yeah :cwm25: ... somethin' tells me
They're doin' somethin' rude! :do_it:

Adapted from a 'Herman's Hermits' album (circa mid 1960s)

[aprilmaejon]

I must admit, I do love a screamer.

Lasting 20 minutes, I'm guessing the man has a silver tongue or does his Yoga regularly. Either way, I can appreciate it is annoying to listen to each night.

Here is what you do. Go round one night when they are doing their thing. Knock on the door and when the man or woman answers, ask them if they would like some company for a threesome. If they say yes, back away and allow your husband to suddenly appear and walk into their house.

They'll probably kick him out and keep it down in future.

I doubt that...it will just promote awkwardness between two houses.
I had a thought about knocking so hard on his door while they are doing it for them to be distracted....then leaving a note afterwards but then I realised it as an immature thing to do.

Talking to the man nicely should be the best thing to do...man to man, adult to adult.

[bigmac]

Next time the screaming starts--dial 999-- call the police---say you think the woman next door is being murdered. Watch what happens. Have your video cam ready

[Terpe]

Next time the screaming starts--dial 999-- call the police---say you think the woman next door is being murdered. Watch what happens. Have your video cam ready

:laugher::laugher::laugher:

[les_taxi]

next time the screaming starts--dial 999-- call the police---say you think the woman next door is being murdered. watch what happens. have your video cam ready
Quality answer :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[fred]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/exorcism-note.jpg

[bigmac]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/exorcism-note.jpg

Ha ha--I bet she was exercising his demon

[Jentobeharrison]

Or maybe just wait for few days and your guy neighbour might bring new girlfriend in no time.

[grahamw48]

I would start laughing as loudly as possible.

(Or try the Laughing Policeman song off youtube).

His willie will shrink to a little cocktail sausage. :biggrin:

[Arthur Little]

I would start laughing as loudly as possible.

(Or try the Laughing Policeman song off youtube).



Haha ... :gp:, Graham!

[Arthur Little]

Haha ... :gp:, Graham!

Oh ... wait! :cwm24: ... what am I saying? :Erm: ...


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His willie will shrink to a little cocktail sausage. :biggrin:

....................... :yeahthat: ... of course!

[Iani]

Used to have someone similar next door. She used to though have her bedroom window open, and no lie, you could hear them half way across the estate.

She was.........let's say.....a big girl (Well, ok, she was fat), and I used to afterwards refer to her boyfriend as "Chris Bonington", because he certainly mountaineered when he climbed on her.

She just wasn't bothered though, even when I shouted from my own bed "Get in there my son".

Oh well, there are a lot worse things neighbours could be doing to annoy everyone. Music for hours on end as opposed to sexytime lasting a few minutes.

hang on.......................

[grahamw48]

How many minutes are there in 4 hours ? :Erm:

[KeithD]

How many minutes are there in 4 hours ? :Erm:

About 180 times for the average man :icon_lol:

[cassuk11]

hahaahhaaha

the best answer i ever saw but actually brilliant