You Can Do It ...

[Arthur Little]

... if you 'B & Q' it?

Aye :icon_rolleyes: ... that'll be right!

Having taken delivery of a Garden Patio set comprising a pale green glass-topped table, 4 contrasting green canvas chairs & matching parasol - specially chosen for the unique colour combination - complete with component parts + allan key, I've been trying in vain :23_111_9[1]: to make sense of the accompanying assembly instructions ... printed in no fewer than *six different languages. Oh yes, English IS one of *those ... but the leaflet might as well be in Arabic, since (as per :censored: usual) the instuctions are presented in a complex diagrammatic format instead of a simple, straightforward guide.

:iagree: it may be the "modern trend" ... but it :piss2:es me off, folks.

Grrrrr ... !

How about you?

[Michael Parnham]

... if you 'B & Q' it?

Aye :icon_rolleyes: ... that'll be right!

Having taken delivery of a Garden Patio set comprising a pale green glass-topped table, 4 contrasting green canvas chairs and matching parasol - specially chosen for their unique colour combination - complete with component parts + allan key, I've been trying in vain :23_111_9[1]: to make sense of the accompanying assembly instructions ... printed in no fewer than *six different languages. Oh yes, English IS one of *those ... but the leaflet might as well be in Arabic, since (as per :censored: usual) the instuctions are presented in a complex diagrammatic format instead of a simple, straightforward guide.

:iagree: It may be the "modern trend" ... but it :piss2:es me off, folks.

Grrrrr ... ! :mad:

How about you?

You'll get there in the end Arthur!:xxaction-smiley-047

[KeithD]

Get the wife to do it :wink:

[Arthur Little]

You'll get there in the end Arthur!:xxaction-smiley-047

:doh Possibly, Michael. :cwm24: ... who knows ... :anerikke: ... ? Right now, I'm close to reaching the end - "of my tether" with it!

[Arthur Little]

Get the wife to do it :wink:

Hmm ... :cwm25: ... now there's an :idea: !

[robbie bobby]

Maybe you are just getting old Arthur
:wink::wink:

[Arthur Little]

Maybe you are just getting old Arthur
:wink::wink:

Yes ... TRUE, Robbie! :olddude: ... either that ... or :biggrin: just cannot be arsed. :NoNo:

:welcomex: back to the fold, btw. :smile: Really nice to see you posting here again ! :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[stevewool]

Get Myrna to video you trying to put it together Arthur, make us all smile :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[KeithD]

Have you done it yet? Or do you need a torch? :icon_lol:

[grahamw48]

Are you any good with deck chairs ? :biggrin:

[mickcant]

Rain on the way anyhow :omg:
Mick.:smile: