Great business opportunity email I've just received

[Dedworth]

Dear Sir/madam,

I am an Accredited Sourcing Agent to Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC). I
play an intermediary role between NDDC and any interested foreign company
in any international competitive tender and my commission is usually 2% of
the total contract value.I wish to know if your company or you as an individual will be interested to participate in an international Tender for the supply of the following
items:

1) Bottled Water
2) Wines, Spirit and champagnes
3) Energy Drinks
4) T-shirt
5) Umbrellas/Tents,
6) Extra Virgin oil
7Agricultural Equipment
8) Farm Equipment
9) Poultry Equipments
10) Canned food
11) Beverages
12) Fishing equipment and fishing accessories.
13) hospital wears
14) lab.Aparatus
15) medical disposables
16) water and oil Tanks
17) Insecticides.
18) Chemicals,PAINTS
19) Communication Equipments
20) Security Equipments
21) Building Materials
22) Musical Equipments
23) Electrical Products
24) Lenten
25) Environmental Products
26) Waste Bin
27) Disinfectants
28) School Materials
29) School Sandals,Bags and Writing materials
30) Table Fans
31) safety Wears
32) ceramics Cups,
33) Flowers Pots
34) Colon Hydrotherapy devices
35) Marine equipments
36) Cigarettes
37) Cleaning Equipments
38) Scale and Food Processing Equipment
39) Industrial Cleaning Products
40) Lubricants & Grease Products
41) Bed Bug Flea Treatments
42) Military Suppliers
43) Latex Examination Gloves
44) Condoms
45) Dry cleaning supplies and accessories
46) nylon laundry bags
47) purses and shoes.
48) Surgical Products
49) Terrazzo Tiles and Marble
50) Promotional Products
51) Safety Knife
52) Screen Door
53) Screen Window
54) Screen Curtain
55) Oil and Gas Products
56) Industrial Gloves
57) Safety Gloves
58) sports Gloves
59) Hand Bags
60) Leather Bags
61) Leather Jackets
62) Caps and Helmets.
63) Sports Wear
64) out door sports equipment
(65)Welding Products: Plastic Distributor & Fabricator
66)FLOWERS AND BALLOONS
67)PAPERS
68)DECORATIVE
69)POTS
70)SHRINK WRAPS/PAPER TISSUE


Note! If your products do not fall within the range of products listed,you
can still send me your product list for consideration.If you are interested to participate in the Tender, please let us know immediately so that we can provide all the useful information you may need to apply. We shall deploy all resources in our disposal to ensure a successful bidding for your company.

We look forward to hearing from you.
Regard,

Senator Garba Yakubu.
FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MY AGENCY RELATIONSHIP WITH NDDC , YOU CAN CONTACT NIGER DELTA DEVELOPMENT COMMISSION (NDDC)
Head office:167 Aba road,
Port Harcourt,Rivers state-Nigeria
Email Contact: senator_garba2000@outlook.com
WEBSITE: WWW.NDDC.GOV.NG

[grahamw48]

Thanks Dedworth.

I have sent off an email regarding supplying my rubber nails and skyhooks to them. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Dedworth]

I'm quite a big player in the Lentens market and am building up my bed bugs treatment business - the courier will be collecting my catalogues shortly :biggrin:

[les_taxi]

I have requested long stands, chequered paint, ashtrays for motorbikes and chocolate fireguards. We're all gonna be rich soon!

[grahamw48]

I also have good stocks of gas-fired TVs. :smile:

[Dedworth]

I also have good stocks of gas-fired TVs. :smile:

Trade is booming for them in the Niger Delta

[cheekee]

I'm marketing underwater hairdryers and solar powered torches.

[Slip]

I deal with the Lagos flight to Nigeria at work......... Believe me when I say they get all the stuff in that list gets sent to them and more.... Every person in Nigeria must own a top of the range TV too as we send loads out every day........

[Dedworth]

I deal with the Lagos flight to Nigeria at work......... Believe me when I say they get all the stuff in that list gets sent to them and more.... Every person in Nigeria must own a top of the range TV too as we send loads out every day........

Is that the stuff being shipped by Burglar Bill or does that go on containers with the stolen cars, JCBs etc ? :biggrin:

[Michael Parnham]

I also think that Hot Ice would be required! :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Iani]

Don't forget the inflatable dartboards.

Oh and dehydrated water for those desert trips

[grahamw48]

:icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[cheekee]

Loving these inventions.

Keep them coming.

[Dedworth]

Long weight

[fred]

I think that we as a forum (conglomerate) should reply to this email and see where it goes..

Beats some of the quizzes we've had lately!! :icon_lol:

[cheekee]

Left Handed Hammer :Erm:

[grahamw48]

Waterproof sponge. :smile:

[Dedworth]

I think that we as a forum (conglomerate) should reply to this email and see where it goes..
Beats some of the quizzes we've had lately!!:icon_lol:


Good idea Fred - obviously safest to use one of those disposable anonymous emails eg trashmail.com

[les_taxi]

air bubble for my spirit level
sky hook.
glass hammers
Bird food for the cuckoo in the cuckoo clock
tub of elbow grease

[cheekee]

Expand the chocolate fireguards with a line of chocolate teapots

[fred]

Good idea Fred - obviously safest to use one of those disposable anonymous emails eg trashmail.com

OK.. Ive never actually done it before and the trash mail suggestion seems a good and safe way to go..
I wonder if we could sell them some of Grahams "water proof sponges"?

[Michael Parnham]

I remember back in the 1950's an article was going around the UK in all the national newspapers which read something along the lines of "how would you like to become a millionare?" please send £1 including a stamped addressed envelope to the following Box No, everyone will receive a reply etc etc, yes over 1.5 million received this reply, "do as I've done" remember £1 in the 1950's was approx 1/4 of the working wage in those days! :xxgrinning--00xx3: