Guy goes into the Doctors...............

[Dedworth]

'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my
backside.' 'How's that?'
'Don't you start'

[Terpe]

Doctor I've a constant urge to paint myself gold.

Ah, that's just a gilt complex :biggrin:

[Michael Parnham]

Doctor I've a constant urge to paint myself gold.

Ah, that's just a gilt complex :biggrin:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[lordna]

Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

Pull yourself together man!

[Terpe]

Doc I've got a strawberry stuck in my ear.

It's OK I've got some cream for that.

Will it remove my spots ?

Can't make any rash promises

[Terpe]

Doc I can't stop singing "Green Green Grass of Home"

Sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.....It's Not Unusual

[Terpe]

Doc Aaa!, Eee!, I!, oooh! You!...

Hmm, sounds like irritable vowel syndrome

[Michael Parnham]

Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

Pull yourself together man!

I love em, keep em coming!:xxgrinning--00xx3: