Paunchy Pilot Brought Back Down To Earth

[Arthur Little]

Timothy Giles (46) from Swindon targeted the victims on various dating websites - using a photograph of an Australian Airline pilot and, at one stage, also posed as a police officer.

See, too, the undernoted link ... if I've got it correctly:

]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ixzz3FToyYADO :ReadIt: together with my (hopefully) humorous compilation of the conman's resultant court appearance, as follows:

JUDGE: Let's come "down to earth." Tell me, :cwm25: ... how did you manage to accomplish this ruse with which you are charged?

TG: No problem, M'lud, ... :anerikke: ... all I did was talk :76: a load of sh1te :biggrin:

JUDGE: :Blacklistnonono: ... language, Timothy!

TG: :cwm24: ... oops ... :icon_sorry: ... I mean "crap", Your Worship :Erm:

JUDGE: Hmm ... :blacklistsmartassHL! Anyway ... by doing so, you've now landed deep in the brown stuff yourself!

VERDICT: His Honour, unconvinced by Timothy's story, promptly "giles" (jails) him.

[Dedworth]

He's the toilet delivery driver http://filipinaroses.com/showthread.php/54258-Portable-toilet-delivery-driver-who-posed-as-dashing-Qantas-pilot-to-con-women

[Arthur Little]

He's the toilet delivery driver http://filipinaroses.com/showthread.php/54258-Portable-toilet-delivery-driver-who-posed-as-dashing-Qantas-pilot-to-con-women

:smile: Yes, you're right ... I took the liberty of using the link you'd posted here yesterday because its content had appealed to my quirky sense of humour and I'd wanted to embellish it to develop my own scenario.

Thanks for posting the "original" thread in the first place. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Dedworth]

Cheers Arthur btw your clicky to the story doesn't work

[Arthur Little]

Cheers Arthur btw your clicky to the story doesn't work

Ah, :icon_rolleyes: ... I thought it mightn't - even though I'd carefully copied the appropriate link in my usual meticulous manner.

TBh ... :anerikke: ... I don't know why it didn't work.