Nightmare taxi customer!

[les_taxi]

Just had a very tricky job. Women got in - either not the full shilling or druggie. Had to run her around and wait at Asda for her. After 15 mins saw her come out and go back in. Had to go find her ... no idea what she was up to. Got her in car and took her to destination. Bad place to stop so had to park on pavement.

Now I'm asking for taxi fare and she is nonsensical. I knew she had money so I took the fare out of her bag, showed her the change and put it in her bag.

Now the fun bit - she wouldn't get out!

I said, "Look I have taken care of you, but I'm meant to be working".
She said the man she lives with will beat her up.

I rang my PSCO friend who told me to ring 101 as she was not working and get some help.

Guess what? It's multi choice when you ring - what a bloody faff.

Gave up on that for a minute and tried to charm her out - no luck!

Now a bloke opens door and asks, "What's happened here pal?"
I said, "Do you know her?" He said, "Yes, but she's not coming into the house".

I said, "Right, you're taking her", and he said its my problem. I called him a ...... and he then backed down and took her!

Police are paying a visit but it seems she is a meth head.

[Michael Parnham]

:omg:

[SimonH]

Rather you than me :yikes:

There again I have to visit A.W.E. this afternoon to look at some valves :cwm25:

[les_taxi]

All part of the job!

[bigmarco]

There's a book to be written there Les. Taxi drivers Tales or Confessions of a Cabbie :smile:

[andy222]

The customer is always right.:biggrin: All in a day's work, Les.

[imagine]

Les on the pull :biggrin::icon_lol:

[les_taxi]

I could tell you a couple of interesting tales if anyone's interested :biggrin:

[tiger31]

Me too, lol. I,ve had 3 different couples screwing on the back seat. I,ve had a guy snorting coke in the back seat, and to top it all, I had a woman drop her keggs, lean against my cab and have a piss in broad daylight, WTF! :yikes:

I too, could write a book :smile:

[Dedworth]

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