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fred
10th March 2015, 16:21
Man caught raping cow; 2nd offense?

ABS-CBNnews.com
Posted at 03/10/2015 6:00 PM
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/sites/default/files/a_images/access/images/cow-031015.jpgPhoto of white cow allegedly raped by a man in Cavite on Tuesday. Photo courtesy of Eric Dastas, DZMM

MANILA - A man was arrested early morning on Tuesday after he was caught in the act of raping a cow in Barangay Biga Dos, Silang, Cavite, police said.
Silang police said 46-year-old Andy Loyola was caught around 5 a.m. having sex with a cow, which was initially reported by its owner, Rustico Carlo, as missing.

Ann1984
11th March 2015, 02:11
Just reading on a bible.

Leviticus 18:23

Unlawful Sexual Relations
…22'You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination. 23'Also you shall not have intercourse with any animal to be defiled with it, nor shall any woman stand before an animal to mate with it; it is a perversion. 24'Do not defile yourselves by any of these things; for by all these the nations which I am casting out before you have become defiled.

fred
11th March 2015, 04:16
Just reading on a bible.

Leviticus 18:23

Unlawful Sexual Relations
…22'You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination. 23'Also you shall not have intercourse with any animal to be defiled with it, nor shall any woman stand before an animal to mate with it; it is a perversion. 24'Do not defile yourselves by any of these things; for by all these the nations which I am casting out before you have become defiled.


That aside..and I dont mean to steer this thread in the wrong direction but personally,I don't have a beef with him..
I mean he might have had one to many,got the horn and made an honest misteak.

Terpe
11th March 2015, 04:25
I wonder if was wearing wellington boots :Erm:

Terpe
11th March 2015, 04:29
He's been watching too many moo-vies

fred
11th March 2015, 04:31
He's been watching too many moo-vies

Don't you mean she?

http://j-walk.com/puns/cow.jpg

fred
11th March 2015, 04:32
I wonder if was wearing wellington boots :Erm:

You mean like Beef wellington?

cheekee
11th March 2015, 04:43
He's been watching too many moo-vies

I have Herd that one before....

SimonH
11th March 2015, 07:34
Enough of the puns, you're just milking it now.

ajisgod2012
11th March 2015, 09:24
Pull the udder one!

Ako Si Jamie
11th March 2015, 09:36
It's been mooted that this is his second offence. He really should learn from his mis-steaks.

Dedworth
11th March 2015, 12:31
'Serial animal rapist' is accused of forcing himself on cattle, horse AND water buffalo... and farmer insists his cow is now pregnant despite having never mated with a bull

Andy Loyola arrested after he was 'caught by farmer having sex with cow'
Animal is to undergo medical tests to verify claim it has become pregnant

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/11/2687227400000578-2989488-image-a-8_1426071563877.jpg


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2989488/Serial-animal-rapist-accused-forcing-cattle-horse-water-buffalo.html#ixzz3U4lKP76a
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imagine
11th March 2015, 14:17
She must have been a right cow! :cwm25:

raynaputi
11th March 2015, 15:32
Hahahahaha...how can a man get a cow pregnant?! Or are we talking about a different type of "cow" here???? Hahahaha :icon_lol:

Arthur Little
11th March 2015, 21:17
:omg: ... what a "horny" :Bugger:!

Ako Si Jamie
12th March 2015, 00:09
CHOW KING

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkk9FqbdlecpjBNge52VXer3U2w1nb_lZKohU1ecKZtpBVtDd2dQ

COW KING

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/11/2687227400000578-2989488-image-a-8_1426071563877.jpg

fred
12th March 2015, 00:52
COW KING....:xxgrinning--00xx3:

London_Manila
12th March 2015, 02:17
The depravity of some human beings is beyond me :NoNo:

People who want to have sex with animals or children should be castrated

cheekee
12th March 2015, 05:39
He was moo-n lighting.