Philippine sex laws, be aware

[imagine]

The Anti-Manyak Law and 10 Other Pinoy Sex Laws You Need To Know About Now!

http://www.fhm.com.ph/daily-reads/news/sex-laws-philippines

[grahamw48]

Thank goodness I'm too old to have sex. :olddude:

[Michael Parnham]

Thank goodness I'm too old to have sex. :olddude:

You're joking of course Graham! :biggrin:

[Arthur Little]

You're joking of course Graham! :biggrin:

:biggrin: ... Graham is obviously joking, Michael ...
... :olddude: - but I'm not! :bigcry:

[Abigail]

Mercedes growing bump was a miraculous conception??!! :yikes:

[imagine]

Mercedes growing bump was a miraculous conception??!! :yikes:

Maybe it was Graham's wink that did it :Erm:

[cheekee]

Wow. are all these true ?

[imagine]

Wow. are all these true ?

Scary enough, I do believe it's tru :yikes:

[Ako Si Jamie]

England still has a few strange laws. It's apparently legal to kill a Scotsman so long as it's at York Castle on a Sunday. The murder weapon has to be a bow and arrow though.

[grahamw48]

Ayup. Behave yourself Arthur. :biggrin:

[Iani]

Oooh good, it isn't mentioned so it must still be ok to marry a horse :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[cheekee]

England still has a few strange laws. It's apparently legal to kill a Scotsman so long as it's at York Castle on a Sunday. The murder weapon has to be a bow and arrow though.

Some more odd UK laws.

It is an offense to be intoxicated (drunk) and in charge of a cow in Scotland. The law is part of the (alcohol) Licensing Act of 1872 and actually also includes horses and steam engines. It allegedly carries a penalty fine of up to 1,200 GBP excluding the costs of looking after the cow, horse, etc.

Under the terms of the Protection of Wrecks Order 2003: A person shall not enter the hull of the Titanic without permission from the Secretary of State.

Under the terms of the Polish Potatoes (Notification) in England Order - 2004: No person shall, in the course of business, import into England potatoes which he knows to be or has reasonable cause to suspect to be Polish potatoes.

All beached whales and sturgeons must be offered to the reigning monarch.

It is illegal under the terms of the Prohibition and Inspections Act of 1998 to cause a nuclear explosion.

It is illegal to beat or shake your carpet, mat or rug. You may beat your doormat but only before 8 in the morning!

It is illegal to sew the royal coat of arms onto a bed quilt.

[grahamw48]

Haha....some excellent ones there. :biggrin:

Oops. I was beating my doormat AFTER 8am the other day. :cwm25:

[Ako Si Jamie]

Apparently if an individual suffers from epilepsy they won't be allowed into the Philippines due to immigration laws.