nigel
28th November 2007, 20:55
An English tourist and his wife are in America, and they go into this Baker shop. "Can we have some eclairs?" Asks the Englishman. "We don't have ecliars!" says the owner.
The Englishman turns to his wife and says "Oh! He's got no eclairs!! Can we have some apple turnovers?" "We don't have apple turnovers!!" Says the owner.
Again the Englishman turns to his wife and says "Goodness me he's got no eclairs!! He's got no apple turnovers!! Can we have some scons?" "We don't have any scons!!" Says the owner!
The English guy turns to his wife and says "This place is useless!! He's got no eclairs!! He's got no apple turnovers!! He's got no scons!!" The owner says "If you don't shut up you limey son of a bitch, I'll hit you with the butt of my gun!!!"
The Englishman says "Well goodness gracious me! He's got no bullets either!!":omg::icon_lol:
The Englishman turns to his wife and says "Oh! He's got no eclairs!! Can we have some apple turnovers?" "We don't have apple turnovers!!" Says the owner.
Again the Englishman turns to his wife and says "Goodness me he's got no eclairs!! He's got no apple turnovers!! Can we have some scons?" "We don't have any scons!!" Says the owner!
The English guy turns to his wife and says "This place is useless!! He's got no eclairs!! He's got no apple turnovers!! He's got no scons!!" The owner says "If you don't shut up you limey son of a bitch, I'll hit you with the butt of my gun!!!"
The Englishman says "Well goodness gracious me! He's got no bullets either!!":omg::icon_lol: