Friends Are Like Knickers

[Arthur Little]

Some crawl up your :butthead: ... and
Some snap under pressure,
Some don't have the strength
to hold you up ... while
Some get a little tw~isted.
Some are your favourite,
Some you can see right thru,
Some are cheap 'n' plain nasty ... tho'
Others will cover your :butthead: instead -
When you need them to!!

[Michael Parnham]

Some crawl up your :butthead: ... and
Some snap under pressure,
Some don't have the strength
to hold you up ... while
Some get a little tw~isted.
Some are your favourite,
Some you can see right thru,
Some are cheap 'n' plain nasty ... tho'
Others will cover your :butthead: instead -
When you need them to!!

Nice one Arthur:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[stevewool]

So if you dont wear any , does that mean you may have no friends or could it be more friends :biggrin:

[SimonH]

So if you dont wear any , does that mean you may have no friends or could it be more friends :biggrin:

Depends if you're male or female, no friends if you're a man as anyone can clearly see you're nuts :Erm:
and plenty of extra admirers if you're a woman :hubbahubba:

[Ako Si Jamie]

Some crawl up your :butthead: ... and
Some snap under pressure,
Some don't have the strength
to hold you up ... while
Some get a little tw~isted.
Some are your favourite,
Some you can see right thru,
Some are cheap 'n' plain nasty ... tho'
Others will cover your :butthead: instead -
When you need them to!!

And like knickers they can be full of sh1t too :wink:

Good little poem there Arthur. Very true. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Arthur Little]

And like knickers they can be full of sh1t too :wink:

:iagree:! Plus if the said garments happen to be full of holes :icon_lol: - and are worn by an ultra religious freak - then the "brown stuff" would amount to Holy sh1t, also.


Good little poem there Arthur. Very true. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

:xxgrinning--00xx3: thanks, Jamie. :biggrin:

[Amaw2008]

A good friend will stick to you through thick and thin, and do their best to prevent a stain on your reputation:smile: