Competition time

[SimonH]

Why is the trike driver going so slow?

Rep for the correct answer :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Michael Parnham]

Why is the trike driver going so slow?

Rep for the correct answer :xxgrinning--00xx3:

:Erm:????????????

[SimonH]

Just guess why the trike driver I saw holding up traffic was going so slow :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Arthur Little]

Just guess why the trike driver I saw holding up traffic was going so slow :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Hmm, :cwm25: ... due to ithe trike's [much] smaller engine capacity and the resultant effect on its pedals.

[SimonH]

Hmm, :cwm25: ... due to the trike's [much] smaller engine capacity and the resultant effect on its pedals.


Not even close Arthur, sorry :smile:

[Arthur Little]

Not even close Arthur, sorry :smile:

Ah well... :anerikke: ... just an early morning wild guess! :biggrin:

[grahamw48]

This one ?

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[SimonH]

Nope, wish that was the answer though :icon_lol:

[Terpe]

Overloaded with passengers ?

I once witnessed 14 high school girls get on the same tricycle and drive away :yikes:

[SimonH]

Overloaded with passengers ?

I once witnessed 14 high school girls get on the same tricycle and drive away :yikes:

Nope, seen that too though. Maybe 3 on the roof :yikes:

[Terpe]

Flat tyre ?

[Terpe]

Wide load ?

[SimonH]

No to both :biggrin:

[bigmarco]

Drunk ? Drugged ?

[grahamw48]

Beached ?

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[fred]

Shot dead in a drug bust Op?

[Tawi2]

Fallen asleep and his 3 yearvold kid had taken control of the trike?Eating his lunch?Txt'ing?

[SimonH]

Tawi is the closest so far with the eating or texting guess :smile:

[grahamw48]

oops... may have been me. :cwm25:

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[SimonH]

oops... may have been me. :cwm25:

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Graham, I seen some of your previous cars and there's no way I can believe drive that slow :icon_lol:

[fred]

Got his trouser crutch stuck on the tank cap whilst texting?

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6035/6851222962_c00a990d6c_z.jpg

[SimonH]

Nope, and none on the roof do not full :icon_lol:

[Doc Alan]

It was an e-trike and his battery needed re-charging.

[Michael Parnham]

Pouring a bottle of fuel in his tank:anerikke:

[SimonH]

No to Alan and Michael :smile:

[SimonH]

Clue:-

Any faster and he would have had difficulty doing what he was :wink:

[Michael Parnham]

Sleeping?

[Tawi2]

Its the philippines so....Urinating in a bottle so he didnt have to actually stop to use a toilet?Driving extra slow as he was cooking something on a BBQ on his trike?

[SimonH]

No to both, far more simple than that

[Michael Parnham]

Praying, watching Cock fighting on his phone, chatting on Skype, laughing or counting his earnings?

[Tawi2]

Clue #2......Cmon :wink:

[SimonH]

Most men do it here

[Tawi2]

:Erm: Picking his nasal hair out?Getting his wife to do the hard work so she was driving the tricycle?She was running alongside feeding him from a bowl?

[SimonH]

It's much more simple than that :icon_lol:

[Tawi2]

Colouring his grey hair with very dark hair dye while he is driving :Erm:

[Tawi2]

Was he asleep?

[SimonH]

Nope

[Michael Parnham]

Most men do it here

Your joking:laugher:

[SimonH]

Your joking:laugher:

Nope, not sure what you're thinking of Michael :sexy_146::sexy_146:

[Michael Parnham]

Nope, not sure what you're thinking of Michael :sexy_146::sexy_146:

No, I was thinking this:Sex:, I'm loving this thread:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Michael Parnham]

Ahhh, shaving with a cut throat razor:smile:

[SimonH]

You'll be so disappointed when you hear the answer :icon_lol:

[Michael Parnham]

You'll be so disappointed when you hear the answer :icon_lol:

No, this thread should be kept active even if we get the answers wrong it's still fun:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[SimonH]

Thanks Michael :xxgrinning--00xx3:

I'll think of something else when someone's guessed correctly :smile:

[fred]

OK...I know now..
He stopped his trike in the middle of the road..Got off...Pissed behind a post/tree/Jeep/House/ etc,had a good shake and then began again on his journey...All whilst texting his Girlfriend/Mistress etc.

[SimonH]

Only missing one vital element Fred :smile:

Feel embarrassed starting this now as the answer is going to be a big disappointment :thumbsdown:

[Tawi2]

OK...I know now..
He stopped his trike in the middle of the road..Got off...Pissed behind a post/tree/Jeep/House/ etc,had a good shake and then began again on his journey...All whilst texting his Girlfriend/Mistress etc.
And refilled his bladder with red horse/san miguel/ tanduay :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Tawi2]

Admired the 2 big hairs protruding from the wart on his cheek?Tried to spread the couple of hairs that exist between his nose and top lip somthey did actually look like a moustache instead of a teenage boys first bum fluff?

[fred]

And refilled his bladder with red horse/san miguel/ tanduay :xxgrinning--00xx3:

..........Whilst texting his Mum/GF/Mistress?Wife or text mate and having the vulcanising guy repair his puncture in the middle of traffic whilst driver has a Ihi on Simons driver side wheel whilst the passengers ask him for refund..
There are 100`s of different scenario`s...100% we`ll get there in the end Simon.. Dont you worry!

[grahamw48]

Most men do it ?

He was lying on his back lighting his farts ? :Erm:

[SimonH]

Most men do it ?

He was lying on his back lighting his farts ? :Erm:

I must be in the minority :Erm:

[SimonH]

Actually, partially correct Graham :biggrin:

[fred]

Actually, partially correct Graham :biggrin:

He was lying on his back under the tricycle fixing/bodging it whilst texting his blah blah with his passengers still inside so as not to give them eligibility to claim fare refund?...

[SimonH]

Nope, he was lighting a fag. Told you you'd be disappointed.

Ok slightly easier one to work out......

A man leaves home for a night on the beer with his mates. Turns the lights out and locks the door, after several too many to stumbles home and goes to bed.
Wakes up in the morning and has a fry up whilst reading the daily paper, headlines say 300 people died in tragic circumstances.

Why :Erm:

[fred]

Nope, he was lighting a fag. Told you you'd be disappointed.

Ok slightly easier one to work out......

A man leaves home for a night on the beer with his mates. Turns the lights out and locks the door, after several too many to stumbles home and goes to bed.
Wakes up in the morning and has a fry up whilst reading the daily paper, headlines say 300 people died in tragic circumstances.

Why :Erm:

He was doing what??? What like an American Fag?? In the street?
Never seen that before...Even here.
Congrats.

[grahamw48]

The bloke was a lighthouse keeper ? :Erm:

[Tawi2]

Lighting a ciggie :thumbsdown: anticlimactic :thumbsdown::NoNo: I was expecting something much more dramatic :NoNo: would have been better if he was drunk,had just had an argument with his boyfriend (yes he was a bayot) was delivering sticks of dynamite as dutertes death squad have decided shooting is too boring and are determined to assassinate people en-masse in his tricycle,then fancied a ciggie and mistook the boxed explosives for a pack of marlboro and lit the fuse of a stick while trying to inhale :biggrin:

[grahamw48]

No that was a different incident... trying to find a link for you. :Erm:

[SimonH]

The bloke was a lighthouse keeper ? :Erm:

Correct :smile:

[grahamw48]

Correct :smile:

Haha... some brain cells still work. :biggrin: :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Michael Parnham]

Love it:xxgrinning--00xx3: