My wifes in casualty...........

[Tawi2]

Last night my wife sent me a txt,saying she was in casualty.When i got back home i watched all 50 minutes of it........never saw her once.She still hasnt come home yet...........I'm starving :bigcry:

[stevewool]

Last night my wife sent me a txt,saying she was in casualty.When i got back home i watched all 50 minutes of it........never saw her once.She still hasnt come home yet...........I'm starving :bigcry:

I got the same message , and just like you i was starving, but lucky i had some pork dripping in the house, or was it lard, either way it tasted like s--t .:biggrin:

[SimonH]

I got the same message , and just like you i was starving, but lucky i had some pork dripping in the house, or was it lard, either way it tasted like s--t .:biggrin:

Next time get some bread and cut it into phallic symbols, apparently sticking these in your mouth improves the taste no end :Erm:

[Tawi2]

Phallic symbols? :Erm: my toast gets cut into soldiers to dip in my egg :biggrin:

[stevewool]

Stupid me I read it as PATHETIC symbol's hay ho still the same I would have thought,:doh

[stevewool]

Phallic symbols? :Erm: my toast gets cut into soldiers to dip in my egg :biggrin:

Any perticular regiment your soldiers

[stevewool]

Next time get some bread and cut it into phallic symbols, apparently sticking these in your mouth improves the taste no end :Erm:

Depend what shape you make, a chocolate bar shape, But that would last weeks,

[Tawi2]

Any perticular regiment your soldiers
Of course,the grand old,duke of YOLK's :wink:

[stevewool]

Of course,the grand old,duke of YOLK's :wink:

The oldies are the best