Alan
6th January 2008, 17:56
Hi guys,
I think I can maybe get away with a dirty joke by saying - I do not understand the following - can anyone explain it to me. :D
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was
washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
Al.:)
I think I can maybe get away with a dirty joke by saying - I do not understand the following - can anyone explain it to me. :D
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was
washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
Al.:)