Arthur Little
10th June 2019, 21:49
5 o'clock tonight, and the race :Bolt: is on! So - just for fun - here is an irreverent look at a selection of candidates.
Forerunner Boris Johnson has
vowed he won't make more faux pas, :NoNo:
By crusading with a *lower profile
Despite *this not being his usual style.
Under a cloud is Michael Gove's campaign,
Since he's admitted snorting cocaine :readingpapers:
But still he feels we otta know
:yeahthat: that was 20~odd years' ago!
E'en Rory Stewart could face a ban
For :Smokin: opium in Iran :yikes:,
"Come clean" also ... :anerikke: ... was his aim
Because he too is full of shame.
Tax cuts :REGamblMoney01HL1: for the lower paid,
Are pledges Dominic Raab's now made:
"Deal or none - we're out the (EU's) "door"
Hmm ... :cwm25: ... we've heard it all before!
These then ... they're just four
Whom Tories will be voting for
Despite there being a further seven
Making a grand total of eleven.
Forerunner Boris Johnson has
vowed he won't make more faux pas, :NoNo:
By crusading with a *lower profile
Despite *this not being his usual style.
Under a cloud is Michael Gove's campaign,
Since he's admitted snorting cocaine :readingpapers:
But still he feels we otta know
:yeahthat: that was 20~odd years' ago!
E'en Rory Stewart could face a ban
For :Smokin: opium in Iran :yikes:,
"Come clean" also ... :anerikke: ... was his aim
Because he too is full of shame.
Tax cuts :REGamblMoney01HL1: for the lower paid,
Are pledges Dominic Raab's now made:
"Deal or none - we're out the (EU's) "door"
Hmm ... :cwm25: ... we've heard it all before!
These then ... they're just four
Whom Tories will be voting for
Despite there being a further seven
Making a grand total of eleven.