Tenjewberrymud.

[fred]

Room Service: Morny, rune sor-bees.

Hotel Guest: Oh sorry, I thought I dialed room service.

Room Service: Rye, rune sore-bees. Morny. Jewish to ordor sunteen?

Hotel Guest: I'd like some bacon and eggs.

Room Service: Ow July then?

Hotel Guest: What?

Room Service: Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch..?

Hotel Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, Scrambled
please.

Room Service: Ow July thee Baycome? Crease?

Hotel Guest: Crisp will be fine.

Room Service: Okay. An Santos?

Hotel Guest: Ugh.....I don't know....I don't think so.

Room Service: No? Judo one toes?

Hotel Guest: Look, I really feel bad about this, but I just don't
know what judo- one toes means, I'm sorry.

Room Service: Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow eengligh
mopping we bother?

Hotel Guest: English Muffin! I've got it! Toast! You were saying
toast! Fine. An English Muffin will be fine.

Room Service: We Bother?

Hotel Guest: No, just put the bother on the side.

Room Service: Wad?

Hotel Guest: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.

Room Service: Copy?

Hotel Guest: I feel terrible about this, but ....

Room Service: Copy. Copy, tea, mill.

Hotel Guest: Coffee! Yes coffee please. And that's all.

Room Service: One minnie. *** rune torino-fie, strangle aches, crease
Baycome, tossy eengligh mopping we bother honey sight, and copy. Rye?

Hotel Guest: Whatever you say.

Room Service: Okay, Tenjewberrymud.

Hotel Guest: You're welcome.

[Pauldo]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(fred &#064; May 31 2006, 05&#58;42 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Room Service: Morny, rune sor-bees.

Hotel Guest: Oh sorry, I thought I dialed room service.........

................Hotel Guest: You&#39;re welcome.
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An oldie, but a goodie, and so very true.

Funnily enough my wife has a Thai friend in the UK, married, couple of kids, but she still speaks pigeon English that I can hardly understand. And get this, her English husband is a teacher&#33; She runs a market stall selling asian knick knacks, so hardly has a shortage of interaction with English speakers.

[fred]

Yes Pauldo.. I know its an oldie but still never fails to make me laugh..
We also have a good friend thats thai and I swear that her accent is the same as it was 20 years ago.. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Grin.gif


BTW... Any idea what "Ass rune torino fie" means ??

[ivor&mel]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(fred &#064; Jun 1 2006, 11&#58;35 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Yes Pauldo.. I know its an oldie but still never fails to make me laugh..
We also have a good friend thats thai and I swear that her accent is the same as it was 20 years ago.. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Grin.gif
BTW... Any idea what "Ass rune torino fie" means ??
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"That&#39;s room 23" maybe?

[fred]

Cheers&#33;&#33; Actually "Fie" sounds more like its a five so ...."That&#39;s room 25" Perhaps????? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Erm.gif

[ivor&mel]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(fred &#064; Jun 1 2006, 04&#58;23 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Cheers&#33;&#33; Actually "Fie" sounds more like its a five so ...."That&#39;s room 25" Perhaps????? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Erm.gif
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Hmmm.. depends on whether you pronounce it "fee" or "fye" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif But I think now 5 is better style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif