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KeithD
28th June 2006, 16:03
....supply gloves with pile cream? :cwm24:
ivor&mel
28th June 2006, 16:32
... or pile cream with gloves... both would be practical and sensible :)
KeithD
28th June 2006, 19:15
Finger slipping good!! :yikes:
ivor&mel
28th June 2006, 19:29
That magical Marigold moment...
symonh2000
6th July 2006, 21:27
Why not get someone else to apply it for you?
KeithD
6th July 2006, 21:30
Are you offering? :icon_lol:
ivor&mel
6th July 2006, 21:42
No - I think he's suggesting you ask the assistant in Boots :D

Anyway, why did you start this thread, Keith? :)
aromulus
6th July 2006, 23:17
must have been listening to Johnny Cash "ring of fire"...
Eljohno
6th July 2006, 23:37
We have a tourist place here called " The Giants Ring" wow that is a lot of cream.....
KeithD
7th July 2006, 09:39
Anyway, why did you start this thread, Keith? :)

I was having one of my moments......next up....."Can tampons be used for nose bleeds?" :icon_eek:
ivor&mel
7th July 2006, 09:43
Yes they can (http://www.otan.us/webfarm/emailproject/nosebleed.htm) apparently :)
ivor&mel
7th July 2006, 09:47
Enough!! (http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Nasal_20tampon)
KeithD
7th July 2006, 10:28
Why do they have a pic of a croissant on a tampon page!! :NoNo:
aromulus
7th July 2006, 10:30
Why not... ????
KeithD
7th July 2006, 10:59
No string.....you could lose it...:yikes:
ervenescence
7th July 2006, 11:30
whats these all about?:Erm:
aromulus
7th July 2006, 11:31
doubt it... its got hooks at both ends... like an anchor...
ivor&mel
7th July 2006, 11:36
We've got Erve confused now... we're in trouble :yikes:
KeithD
7th July 2006, 14:53
I have my moments :)
russ01539
7th July 2006, 21:27
Just dont get pile cream up your nose Win2Win.
ervenescence
8th July 2006, 10:36
We've got Erve confused now... we're in trouble :yikes:

Absolutely..:confused:

Boys will be boys
ivor&mel
8th July 2006, 10:47
Absolutely..:confused:

Boys will be boys
Get your hubby to buy you the Men Behaving Badly DVD then you'll understand how mature us blokes are :) Mel finds them funny anyway :D
ervenescence
8th July 2006, 11:09
Hehe I thought this topic is all about " Grumpy Old Men", but then Ivor mention about "Men Behaving Badly".

So I shoud say "Grumpy Old Men Behaving Badly" :icon_lol: :Rasp:
ivor&mel
8th July 2006, 11:13
Hehe I thought this topic is all about " Grumpy Old Men", but then Ivor mention about "Men Behaving Badly".

So I shoud say "Grumpy Old Men Behaving Badly" :icon_lol: :Rasp:
I'm entitled to be grumpy... I'm 101, you know :Jump:
KeithD
8th July 2006, 13:52
How DO they count sperm? :Erm:
ivor&mel
8th July 2006, 14:06
How DO they count sperm? :Erm:
Pretty badly if this old report (http://www.shef.ac.uk/pr/press_releases/pr97/4-97.html) is anything to go by! The same sample produced counts of between 3M and 240M! The little buggers just won't keep still, I guess :D
aromulus
8th July 2006, 14:35
It beggars belief that with 1.000.000 sperm swimming upstream Tony Blair was the winner....
Darwin's theory of Natural Selection is down the pan.....
But we are lucky.... It could have been John Prescott....
KeithD
8th July 2006, 15:25
John Prescott swimming up Blair's what though? :D
symonh2000
8th July 2006, 17:56
When I was younger I went into boots to buy some tampons, the woman asked me why I wanted them and I said that on the advert it says if you use them you can run, jump swim, and ride horses...
KeithD
9th July 2006, 08:49
Erv.....Why do they have wings??? Is it to fly like a Portugal Player? :D
aromulus
9th July 2006, 09:39
yup ... like a Stuka on a strafing run.................
ivor&mel
9th July 2006, 10:40
Erv.....Why do they have wings??? Is it to fly like a Portugal Player? :D
Wouldn't they keep falling to the floor? :Erm: