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rands
8th July 2006, 18:03
Men are like...Laxatives...They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like...Blenders...You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like...Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like...Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooo long to mature.
Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are disabled only.

Just for laughs! :D

Rands
ivor&mel
8th July 2006, 18:25
You missed some out!

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
scotsfiancee
16th July 2006, 13:56
You missed some out!

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.




Men are like..... Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.


Men are like..... Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like..... Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough

:xxgrinning--00xx3:
bigtombowski
31st July 2007, 10:47
ahhhh back in the day when people said funny things! lol

im having a good laugh here!


:D:D:D
KeithD
31st July 2007, 10:52
No PC on my forums, if it upsets anyone.......BYE!!! :Hellooo:
bigtombowski
31st July 2007, 11:07
huh?