nigel
15th July 2008, 22:00
A guy works in a D.I.Y. store and he falls down a big hole which rips both his ears off!:yikes: But the D.I.Y. store compensate him and give him lots of money! :REGamblMoney01HL1: He takes the money and decides to run his own restaurant business..:) Because it's a new restaurant he has to hire a chef! :) He interviews three people. The first guy to be interviewed says "ha ha ha you've no blinking ears!!!":yikes: So he says "Your a rude man get out of my office!!" The second man comes in and says "ha ha ha you've no blinking ears!!!":yikes: So he says "Get out of my office your a very rude man!!" The third man is a very wise, polite and intelligent Chinese man, he clearly knows everything about cooking and they both get on very well, impressed he says "Your hired!! I'm going to employ you!!" :) "Oh, but before you go, may I ask, have you noticed anything unusual about me?" The Chinese man says "Yes, I've noticed you wear contact lenses!!" :) The man says "Goodness me that's an amazing observation you have made!! How did you know???":yikes: The Chinese man says "Well you can't wear glasses when you've no blinking ears!":doh