tomoboyle2000
22nd July 2008, 22:14
Juan and tatay
JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
JUAN: Paano?
TATAY: KANG GUD! :icon_lol::icon_lol:
AMO - MAID
AMO: kelan lang tayo bumili ng toothpick, bakit naubos agad?
MAID: ewan ko po mam, kapag ako po ang gumamit sinosoli ko naman ah! :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school,
I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home
:cwm12::cwm12::cwm12::cwm12:
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
JUAN: Paano?
TATAY: KANG GUD! :icon_lol::icon_lol:
AMO - MAID
AMO: kelan lang tayo bumili ng toothpick, bakit naubos agad?
MAID: ewan ko po mam, kapag ako po ang gumamit sinosoli ko naman ah! :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school,
I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home
:cwm12::cwm12::cwm12::cwm12:
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: