nigel
27th July 2008, 22:58
This guy is riding a camel alone through the desert for miles and miles and he suddenly gets the urge to have sex. :Sex: He tries to shag the camel but it keeps walking away!:yikes:
So he continues on his journey instead, 10 minutes later, he suddenly gets the urge for sex again! :Sex: So he tries to shag this camel but it keeps walking away!:yikes:
So he continues his journey until he comes across a broken down car, and the car is occupied by three gorgeous prostitutes! :) They tell him "If you fix our car for us we'll do anything for you!!" :) "What? Anything??" He asks, and they tell him "Yes! Anything!!"
So he gets the bonnet up in a flash!! Within seconds he's got car parts everywhere!! Before putting it all back together to make a perfectly running car!!:xxgrinning--00xx3:
"So what would you like us to do for you?" The prostitutes ask.
He says ":Erm:...........Can you hold this camel still?" :doh
So he continues on his journey instead, 10 minutes later, he suddenly gets the urge for sex again! :Sex: So he tries to shag this camel but it keeps walking away!:yikes:
So he continues his journey until he comes across a broken down car, and the car is occupied by three gorgeous prostitutes! :) They tell him "If you fix our car for us we'll do anything for you!!" :) "What? Anything??" He asks, and they tell him "Yes! Anything!!"
So he gets the bonnet up in a flash!! Within seconds he's got car parts everywhere!! Before putting it all back together to make a perfectly running car!!:xxgrinning--00xx3:
"So what would you like us to do for you?" The prostitutes ask.
He says ":Erm:...........Can you hold this camel still?" :doh