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cruisingkerry
27th July 2008, 23:30
Today I had to tell me friend about the lost cat, she took it very well, no shouting, screaming.

Then tonight I got back from work and making an omelette and heard a plaintive miaow at the back door.....

and there she was! hungry as anything, so if she was on a hunting mission it mustn't have been very successful!

Anyway, tasha is back safe and sound now, thanks for all the kind words and the words that made me laugh!!
andypaul
27th July 2008, 23:35
Yehey
tomoboyle2000
27th July 2008, 23:37
So no kitty adobo for the Chinese? Thats great news:cwm12:
aromulus
28th July 2008, 07:59
Today I had to tell me friend about the lost cat, she took it very well, no shouting, screaming.

Then tonight I got back from work and making an omelette and heard a plaintive miaow at the back door.....

and there she was! hungry as anything, so if she was on a hunting mission it mustn't have been very successful!

Anyway, tasha is back safe and sound now, thanks for all the kind words and the words that made me laugh!!


So....

Whose cat did I flatten then...????:Erm:
KeithD
28th July 2008, 09:23
So....

Whose pussy did I flatten then...????:Erm:

I've seen the pics of you....so I'm saying jack :D
Mrs Daddy
28th July 2008, 09:40
thats good news kerry:Dand no more worries:)
Sim11UK
28th July 2008, 14:16
That's cats for you...You'll have to change it's name to Boomerang! :)
Ann07
28th July 2008, 15:34
thats good:)
KeithD
28th July 2008, 16:19
Ah well......meatless soup for me tonight :angry:
aromulus
28th July 2008, 16:46
Ah well......meatless soup for me tonight :angry:

No vittles...???:Erm:
nigel
28th July 2008, 19:17
An irate cat owner knocks on his neighbours door:

Cat owner: Your elephant has :censored: my cat!!:angry:

Neighbour: Whaaaaaaaaat? :yikes:

Cat owner: Your elephant has :censored: my cat!!:cwm23:

Neighbour: (Simulates sex with his fingers) What? Like that?:Erm:

Cat onwner: No!:cwm23: (Simulates cat getting squashed with foot) :censored: like that!:angry:

:laugher::laugher::laugher:

[EDIT by Admin: Please do not circumvent the swear filter, this is a public forum. Use smilies, that is what they are there for]
nigel
28th July 2008, 20:46
Oooops I've been edited!!! Sorry about that guys!! It was a bit rude wasn't it?

Great news the cat is back!:xxgrinning--00xx3:

I guess it just had a paws before it came back! :icon_lol: Geddit paws/pause?:rolleyes:

(I think the jokes are going to get worse before they get better:Cuckoo:)