Originally Posted by nigel
A husband gets home from work to his wife, sits down and says:
Husband: I'll have a beer before it starts..
(His wife sighs and gets him a beer..)
Husband: I'll have another beer before it starts..
(His wife gets anoter beer and slams it on the table in front of him..)
Husband: I'll have another beer it's about to start..
Wife: So your going to sit there all evening drinking beer in front of that T.V? Your a lazy fat slob! Do you know what I've had to do today?..
Husband: Yeah, it's started...
