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    A husband gets home from work to his wife, sits down and says:

    Husband: I'll have a beer before it starts..

    (His wife sighs and gets him a beer..)

    Husband: I'll have another beer before it starts..

    (His wife gets anoter beer and slams it on the table in front of him..)

    Husband: I'll have another beer it's about to start..

    Wife: So your going to sit there all evening drinking beer in front of that T.V? Your a lazy fat slob! Do you know what I've had to do today?..

    Husband: Yeah, it's started...


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    good one!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    A husband gets home from work to his wife, sits down and says:

    Husband: I'll have a beer before it starts..

    (His wife sighs and gets him a beer..)

    Husband: I'll have another beer before it starts..

    (His wife gets anoter beer and slams it on the table in front of him..)

    Husband: I'll have another beer it's about to start..

    Wife: So your going to sit there all evening drinking beer in front of that T.V? Your a lazy fat slob! Do you know what I've had to do today?..

    Husband: Yeah, it's started...



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